pizza really is the best food

nosafterburn··123 votes·9,230 views

You can have it for all 3 meals as well as dessert.

72 Comments

GreeNz59 votes

Funny Pizza Story We were playing Norms and I was in group with a couple of friends. Then the enemy team started to surpass us as far as map progression. (We lost inhib turret) and he basically said: "Dude please, if you carry i'll get you pizza." he's 8 hours away from me. So I had to substitute my Mercurial Scimitar for a Guardian Angel, and that allowed me to survive in the following team fight, and land the ace. I pushed to next turret, and managed to get one down. Once team spawned, we went in for the win.

He called the Pizza Hut near my house and paid for it online, and I had it delivered. Hahah. Pizza is great. [slayer-jinx-wink]

nosafterburn6 votes

nice.

PlsTouchMeGently3 votes

See, things like this restore some of my faith in the League community!

chipi991 votes

Your story sure is nice but I wouldn't give out my address.

GreeNz2 votes

{quoted}

Your story sure is nice but I wouldn't give out my address.

it was an irl friend. I wouldn't give out my address either.

RiotRiot ThEntropist41 votes

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs] Just had pizza for lunch, can confirm.

TurquoiseYoshi2 votes

You eat lunch at 4 PM?

Y'all work harder than those at the chocolate factory. I don't know when you start, but you get lunch an hour later.

Jalkan8 votes

West coast time zone would make it 1PM.

TurquoiseYoshi1 votes

I accounted for west coast timing. It's 5:20 right now, and an hour ago it was 4:20.

Stand in my X2 votes

you missed a perfectly good 420 blaze it joke

OlafRagnarson3 votes

Hmmm out of all the posts in the last week asking about all the issues with the new changes, this is one of the few posts riot responds to? Awesome.

gg git diff6 votes

WTF are you doing Riot Riot the preseason sucks I’m going to play DOTA instead I like pizza

Which would you respond to?

OlafRagnarson1 votes

Maybe the ones who express legitimate concerns, the ones that get hundreds of comments. Nice try though, trying to marginalize me with that.

gg git diff2 votes

I’d say that only about 10% of posts aren’t phrased in some insulting or just generally whiny manner.

Hello I am Bird39 votes

It also makes for very good shoes Mordekaiser

nosafterburn16 votes

Sivir they are hand me downs Taric

kaltenashes2 votes

damn u beat me, Nunu too

darkmatchwaldo14 votes

Well using the logic of a lot of people on the boards, it doesn't have mana pots so it must be awful.

Hello I am Bird15 votes

We aint here to argue balance man... Just pizza and chill...

ChaosThief5 votes

20 minutes into pizza and chill and they give you this look

[zombie-nunu-tears]

(Side note: get more pizza next time)

Hyrum Graff2 votes

{quoted}

20 minutes into pizza and chill and they give you this look

[zombie-nunu-tears]

(Side note: get more pizza next time)

But Pizza this season is over by 10 minutes :(..

Rikari1 votes

I'm pretty sure you can put anything on a pizza

chipi991 votes

You forgot Yorick.

Aerothal8 votes

and as a snack in between. cold pizza is amazing too!

Kilo of Koz3 votes

I never understood the appeal of cold pizza, just seems too solid and chilling for me.

revliledpembroke1 votes

It's ok for people who want sustenance quickly, but who also don't really care about the taste/texture or are in a hurry. "Hey look, pizza in fridge, need food quickly. Nom nom nom."

blueberrypancake1 votes

I assume it better than cold waffles

Krigjer6 votes

We bought pizza for dinner two nights ago and a whole large pizza will feed me for a while. Go upstairs to eat lunch today and a roommate ate all of MY pepperoni pizza. I'm so mad right now.

Habitz5 votes

I almost downvoted you in my desire to downvoted your roommate

Curious Kat3 votes

Freaking pizza is life, I'm going to share with you the best pie you will ever know of, chicken, bacon, pepperoni, tomatoes= the best gawt damn pizza in the world, iv'e been eating this combo of pizza for freaking years, then i top it off with a smores pizza dessert!

Phil Fly3 votes

I literally downed an entire pizza, logged on, and saw this thread.

revliledpembroke3 votes

Pizza is like sex. Even when it is bad, it is still pretty good.

Vei2 votes

..... pizzaaa..... <3

DevilishMetal2 votes

Pizza is life bro

Viviixcv2 votes

I really like nutella pizza doe.

Ahri

BioticBrony3 votes

I really like nutella pizza dough

Ftfy

Yrzen2 votes

I actually hate Pizza.

Meanwhile, here I am eating Ramen daily for just about every meal.

jeremiahBIO1 votes

Am i the only one in the world that likes pineapple on my pizza? it feels like that sometimes.

ErgoSonar1 votes

Yes.

Ale non è male1 votes

Being Italian , I get sad and a bit angry every time I see images of what you call "pizza"

Pls, just pls, you don't have to put everything you can imagine on a pizza. The simpler your pizza is, the better it tastes.

Also, a small tip: don't put on pizza cheeses that becomes gummy and not stringy when baked, that's why cheddar, gouda or similar isn't exactly the best tipe of cheese to put on pizza. At least, not put it as basis for the pizza, you can add it anyway if you like the taste in addition to stringy cheese, but do it in a way to avoid a gummy consistency in the end

Pls Be Gentle1 votes

pizza means anything thrown on that dough. it was invented in lack of food a few centuries ago, who cares what you put on it

Ale non è male1 votes

Pizza dough is different from focaccia dough and can be diffrent from bread dough. You get an entirely different flavour by dough alone, because it changes the property of your pizza. Like, focaccia can absorb more oil than the pizza dough, so they must be cooked differently

Pizza is not only WHAT you put on the dough...it is HOW you make the dough, WHAT do you put on it and HOW you bake it You have the freedom of putting what you want on pizza dough, that is true, but not all the combo work the same, because, whatever you put it, you should get certain results as far as consistency go as long as you go with a certain dough (and in various part of Italy theire are different dough, some dough are more pizza-like dough, others are more like bread-dough, others are more-like focaccia dough and this changes the taste)

MΛT MΛ TΣO1 votes

Pizza is good indeed.

EIýzium1 votes

Ever heard of the wonderful thing called "Ravioli"?

Quort1 votes

Give me the formuoli!

Stand in my X1 votes

damn son

Ipressbutton1 votes

It tastes good cold, room temp, or hot. Sign of the best foods

WolfBV1 votes

It's very aggressive tho.

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