Anyway To Get Duo Bot Lane Guaranteed?/ Rant Tl:dr or w/e

Don't bother reading if you are just going to comment like a troll block head idiot, or try to defend Riot, everything here is 100% true. As sunny says, No flame.

Me and my GF basically love to adc and supp eachother, but ever since dynamic queue that isn't possible, she doesn't even want to play summoners now because we could get totally different roles, what's the point of playing together if we don't get to lane together? a lot of good it does if i get ADC and she ends up top...

Saddens me to realize just how horrible this game has become for solo and duo queue players, I understand the point of this game is to master every lane blah blah blah climb tiers blah blah, THAT IS NOT THE POINT HERE, so before any damn idiot troll tries to say " stop whining and learn other lanes" or " suck it up and just deal with not laning together" FYI i KNOW EVERY LANE, i PLAY EVERY LANE, but when it comes down to just wanting to have duo couple fun and to lane together, IT's NOT FREAKING POSSIBLE NOW, THAT IS THE ISSUE, we used to play Team Builder non stop and duo sup and adc and we would have an absolute blast every single time win or loss, but NOW, we have to get lucky just to lane together....

We get stuck playing only aram, and to be honest i hate aram, its so boring, all that ever happens is the enemy team gets a stacked ass team comp and rofls us, or we get a stacked team and rofl them, there is no skill in that, only luck, not to mention the trolls that go " its just aram " on a match we should win with the comp we got, but end up losing anyway because "its just aram" "its just for fun" , ummm when did being under a turret for 20 minutes being poked down the entire time become fun? I don't understand that, how is not being able to even play the game, and dying over and over under our worthless ass turrets "fun" ? Or having a winning comp and some idiot dying over and over going " LEL OR LOL OR REKT" every single time their dumb ass dived and died by themselves feeding the enemy team to the point of no return. That is not fun....

Riot, isn't it a little stupid that you have to have 3 friends to queue with just so you can get bot lane with your GF? I thought you were trying to encourage duos and such, but apparently your true goal was to just encourage full on 5 man premades for some reason. This game WAS fun to play as a couple, now its more stressful than anything, we never get to play summoners now, if we do, we have to deal with the bullshit 20-30 minute dynamic queue dodges and fail to lock ins of other people, just to get a match 30 minutes later (finally) where we don't get to lane together, and to lose the match to a fucking 5 man premade in less than 20 minutes.

That's really not my idea of "casual fun" :/ honestly Riot, yall are really starting to push my patience overboard, the balance of the game is completely trashed, i can deal with that, i just have to play the unbalanced champs to win, fine, i can deal with originality, same 5 champs every match, fine ill deal with it, toxic community, fine ill deal with it, trolls, fine ill deal with it, afks and d/c's resulting in a guaranteed loss, fine ill deal with it, ranked system based off of wins when you get trolls and afks/dc's, fine ill deal with it, automated tribunal where number of votes outweighs justice, FINE i guess ill deal with that... My breaking point is not being able to enjoy the game as a duo, i wont deal with that....

So unless there is a magical way that i'm missing to get guaranteed bot lane with my significant other, i really don't see myself playing this much longer sadly, which brings up another problem of the community, EVEN THOUGH everything I've just stated is 100% facts, and clear problems of the game, people will still defend the game and try to tell me that i am wrong, or to just leave if i don't like it, It's not like i'm just hating on every part of the game, i'm not saying its a piece of shit no good game that no one should play, i'm saying that the recent changes to the game have ruined solo and duo queue, i cant even play bot lane with my GF now, that is fucking pathetic! how can you even try to defend the game at that point?

Like i said, i can deal with the toxic community, the trolls, the horrible ranked system, the horrible automated tribunal, the afk/dc's not being punished, the originality of the champion picks, the uncreative skins for champs based off of other skins other champs have, i can even deal with the unfair premade vs solo queue crap, my only issue i can't tolerate is duo queue bot lane not being 100% guaranteed. Out of all the issues, that is my only issue that personally i can't stand! and the community will STILL try to defend the game and say that I AM WRONG, I AM NOT WRONG, everything i just stated was 100% facts, no lies, no bullshit, just truthful ranting. I am not even complaining about those issues!** i am only complaining about 1 single issue of the entire batch of all of this! **

This community is so blinded by toxicity and Riot ball sucking, that they fail to even see what the real issue is, i almost want to bet that this will get no comments, or if it does, it'll be some dumb troll trying to tell me i'm wrong somewhere and **COMPLETELY MISSING MY ENTIRE POINT AND ISSUE, ** there wont be anyone trying to help and let me know there is a way to duo bot lane through dynamic queue. And that's pathetic that i even have to consider already knowing that's what's going to happen, that really says something about the community GAME WISE, creation wise, this is an amazing community, the concepts, the cosplays, art, even the memes, all hilarious and awesome! but when it comes down to the game itself, it falls apart and becomes childish and immature.

That all being said, finally, is there any way to get guaranteed bot lane as a duo through dynamic queue? Obviously i cant rely on summoners code of normals where you call your lane and hope someone doesn't auto lock it, whats the algorithm to get duo bot lane?

Thanks for reading, and i hope someone will HELP me instead of just try to flame me for no reason.