Chemistry friends, I need help!

I want to change my name, the T-Swift thing is getting old. Which should I change it to?

ILoveMedChem (BA in med chem, pharm D student) Cummingtonite (mineral that was named after cumminton, MA) SN2 Surpriser (sneaking in through the backdoor) Batrachotoxin23 (this stuff be dangerous)