Waiting for the Lux skin; Tired rambling

Just title. I know it isn't coming out yet, but it's really killing me waiting. I'm pretty sure I single handedly funded this skin, and I've convinced myself it was made specially for me. It's just all too perfect. I invest in rito, and they come up with an ultimate lux skin with a ward skin to match for me. It would be a coincidence if I were a mid player, but all I've ever done is played her as support since the day she was released. So yeah. Where's my skin riot. Why you do this to me.

On an unrelated note, I really like new locket. The shield is too good to pass up. I used to laugh at people who asked me to buy it because they thought the tiny shield and 10 MR would save them from a veigar one shot. Now it actually has a chance. Ok I'm done mumbling, happy 4 AP, er AP. AM. I srsly messed that up 3 times and decided to leave it instead of deleting it and now Im typing a sentence to explain what I did, whats wrong with me.