Extremely NSFW guide on picking up people at work

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The key to picking up many people at work is actually quite simple. All you have to do is throw caution to the wind and not care about who sees you. This is incredibly NSFW. Please don't do this under any circumstances. If your boss sees you doing this, you'll get fired for sure...