Can i just clone myself and play league?

Curious Kat·11/21/2015, 4:40:31 AM·1 votes·534 views

Because i'm really sick and tired of all these horrible players i'm getting matched up with over these past few months. -No common sense -No map awareness -No coordination -Unwilling to team fight -Doesn't listen to pings -Won't do objectives The list goes on and on.

These are the kinds of players i get, ALL THE TIME, it's been months since iv'e gotten a good team.

I firmly believe at this point RIOT is punishing SOLO QUEUE players for not joining in on the "Social League Experiment"

It's been months since iv'e had a decent win that felt like an actual deserved win. Every win i have to carry, and we win by the skin of our teeth. Never an absolute domination no matter HOW GOOD i do, i'm one player i cant always kill 5 others myself.

I'm done with ranked, period, it's a complete utter joke and just an excuse for people to be toxic. I'm sick and tired of all these gold ranked people talking trash on my silver rank saying crap like "that's why your silver" "that's why you'll never get out of silver" "silver is the new bronze" just stupid ignorant toxic shit like this that earns an instant mute and block. I did my ranked promos last season, and 4 of my matches had a feeder, an afk, a troll, a dc, or a "lagger" as they stated was happening to them. SO i got into silver 2, and haven't done a single ranked match since the begin of last season. So we are rolling up onto the new season so i decided to give ranked 1 shot today, in hopes that i could get away from the ABSOLUTELY HORRID CHAIN OF HORRIBLE PLAYERS ON MY TEAM IN NORMALS, and guess what, IT WAS EVEN WORSE, 0-20 in the first 10 minutes, hell it was 0-10 in the first 5 or so minutes, no freaking joke, i was barely a level 5 jungle before my team had died 6 times at nearly the same time too ironically, top died for first blood then bot died for a double kill, then mid died and then it proceeded to go downhill from there, at that point all lanes were to fed to even try to gank especially when i tried once and they never followed through. That was the most one sided ranked match i have ever been in. And there absolutely not a single thing i could do besides die to fed people and look bad even though it was out of my control that my team fed the enemy so bad.

Ya know, I'm real sick and tired of this ranked mentality, especially when iv'e beaten countless golds with ease, and everytime they start getting toxic about how the champ i played is faceroll and easy and that i'm a piece of crap for playing that champ.

I truly feel like I'm being punished by Riot right now, i can understand a few bad days or maybe weeks, but months? Of constant horrible team mates? I compare my team mates recently to a fly, who repeatedly flies into the light bulb in the corner until it dies. They are that incredibly bad.

With these new updates, theres no way for 1 person to carry a match now, if your team is doing bad, no matter how good you are doing, you lose. That simple. Matches are decided in 10 minutes now. I can never jungle on any champion that cant gank by level 3 now, if i play a late gank champ that cant gank till 6, the match is lost if i jungle, because all my teams lanes would of failed by then.

I used to go positive no matter what before this update, no matter how bad my team was, how much they fed, how many afk'd, or trolled, i would still manage to get a good score and a good grade for the match, now, as of recently, my teams have been so absolutely horrid that i'm beginning to go negative in my scores, i could go on about a whole entire list of the kinds of players iv'e been getting, but i won't to spare the hate comments of "this is a team game, your involved in this too" yeah well when my lane is won, and i'm wandering trying to help my team that has already fed their lane in the first 10 minutes, it's pretty hard to help them at that point.

So iv'e come to the conclusion that RIOT is punishing me for not jumping on the social league bandwagon , i only queue with my GF, other than that i rarely queue with friends just because we are all on separate schedules and time zones and crap, so it's really hard to find the right time to queue with everyone at the same time. It's been months since iv'e had a decent team in solo queue, it's pretty bad when they can be compared to a fly that just flies into a lamp post until it dies from frying in the light. Nearly every win never feels like an actual win, it's always barely mustered up and won by the skin of our teeth, where as every single time the enemy team wins, it's a domination always by team comp or just coordination period in all modes and maps.

Guess ill just stick to Aram where it's normal for one team to be completely OP ridiculous by sheer chance of lucky team comp, because right now, summoners just isn't fun, i can never get a team that has more than half a brain cell, i really don't mind losing, i only mind it when it's completely out of my control that my team mates are just ruining the entire match. I can't be in 5 places at once, and i sure as hell can't carry an entire match by myself if my lane is the only one doing good. My back hurts so much from always carrying, and now because of these updates, it's impossible to carry now, you just get turret dived by the other lanes and there's nothing you can do about it with how useless turrets are now, not to mention the new winions/gold thing.

I really hope this "bad luck" of mine really clears up, i'm tired of looking bad because of things out of my control in this game, i never used to go negative, EVER! period! and now i'm starting to go negative and look bad all because i can't defend myself as a level 13 or 14 against a fed ass 17 that wanders down to finally take MY LANE because mine was the only one doing good, especially when they just turret dive me, take my lane and then proceed to dominate the team fights because i'm the only one with anything worth a damn that can do anything at this point, but i cant beat 5 people alone, i need help from my team, but i don't get that now, so my score suffers because of it.

Leh sigh, sincerely a frustrated decent solo queue player who is tired of losing matches and looking bad because their team can't pull their own weight, after a couple months of this crap, i can only hope that the light at the end of the tunnel is near, and that i can get a team that is smarter than the fly that keeps flying into the lamp post till it burns to death.

2 Comments

aaronautumn11/21/2015, 4:42:26 AM2 votes

idk if scientist can clone ppl. i know they clone sheep once but she die.

Wolfram Oxford11/21/2015, 4:50:12 AM1 votes

Lol