Poetry Is beautiful. Champion Poetry thread.

Oelyk·Dec 11, 2016·5 votes·1,072 views

#Edit: #Oh you guys are all beautiful poets... I love your imput! . #Edit #2: #I'll pick some favorites and put them up here!

So I am going to write some champion poetry and leave it on boards when I have spare time... Why not? it will be bad, but at least it exists!

Sample limerick for Singed.

There once was a champion named Singed Who was definitely borderline unhinged! He releases the gas that causes impasse Oh the rage he's impinged!

{quoted}

You may not trust me... But when it's time for a shot... I only need one. ~ Ashe

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The times do not change, you should accept your role, filth. Or I will make you. ~ Camille

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Art is Beautiful. Death is the most Beautiful. You'll be Beautiful.

~ Jhin

42 Comments

Better JunglerDec 12, 20167 votes

Beware, Beware of the vicious tornadoes, from the playerbase with IQ of potatoes. they eat crayons and chew on playdohs crying "WE'RE NOT BROKEN, NO!" while always going thirty and Oh.

I slide and I twist, to dish out my crits My enemies cry and throw baby fits. They rage and spout, as I E about. They just cant compete with my skill or wits Thank you riot, for creating this shit.

Yasuo Yasuo Yasuo Yasuo Yasuo Yasuo Yasuo Yasuo Yasuo

OelykDec 12, 20161 votes

Very clever!

TerozuDec 12, 20162 votes

10/10 you top all of mine XD

IcyPepperDec 12, 20162 votes

as I E about.

http://i.imgur.com/2jZM1w4.gif

Better JunglerDec 12, 20162 votes

THANK YOU. first person to notice. I was proud.

TerozuDec 12, 20161 votes

I don't get it

OelykDec 12, 20162 votes

IE is for infinity edge, a strong item on yasuo, but also means as yasuo uses E, his dash to get about. Its quite clever!

OelykDec 12, 20161 votes

I was wondering if that was intentional! 3x cleverness!

Better JunglerDec 13, 20161 votes

Was completely intentional :)

TyrekGoldenspearDec 11, 20165 votes

Art is Beautiful. Death is the most Beautiful. You'll be Beautiful.

~ Jhin Jhin

BlackHairedGirlDec 12, 20164 votes

I need help to get this comment to 4.

TerozuDec 12, 20164 votes

I was number 2 D:

OelykDec 12, 20164 votes

Jhin This is my calling. I am pure. My work is pure. You will be poetry.

#Lazy Poetry(all are unedited jhin lines)

Power Of SyndraDec 12, 20164 votes

Syndra is love Syndra is life She has big boobs and them thick tights

[slayer-jinx-catface]

OelykDec 12, 20161 votes

I am in control More! I can be so much more. Imprisoned no longer

TerozuDec 11, 20163 votes

Who was honestly a little unhinged would have been better,

By the Wolves black jaws, Or an arrow true to path, you'll have endless rest. ~ The Kindred Kindred

AgeOfTheMageDec 11, 20163 votes

OelykDec 11, 20162 votes

TerozuDec 12, 20162 votes

Joke one: The weft and the Weave Of fate guides, hmm, how does that poem go again?

TerozuDec 11, 20163 votes

You may not trust me... But when it's time for a shot... I only need one. ~ Ashe Ashe

OelykDec 12, 20161 votes

Would Upvote more, I like this one as an Ashe player.. it has so much attitude!

TerozuDec 11, 20163 votes

The times do not change, you should accept your role, filth. Or I will make you. ~ Camille Camille

BlackHairedGirlDec 12, 20163 votes

Okay. ~ Rammus

Brain Errör 404Dec 12, 20163 votes

Oh... it's time for a field day. Eh'em. Hang on boys, this is gonna be a bumpy ride.

(This is read in more of a 2 pace rap style -- I put some punctuation in there for where you should take like a half second to stop, then start again. It's a semi-fast pace too. Gotta make sure ya read it right so you get that feel).

He's a half-wit, no one even knows his name - Aatrox

She's a bad chick only tryna play the game - Ahri

Click bait, driving all the noobs insane - Akali

You can't milk.. every cow just the same - Alistar

This one's just a friendless little baggage claim - Amumu

Being cold, don't you even feel ashamed? - Anivia

Do you see, the omni-demon pedo-train? - Annie

One shot.. is all she needs to take aim - Ashe

Two stars, that's his galactic reign - AurelionSol

Hold on, what about the sandy grain? - Azir

Okay... I got the A's. I'll do the B's later. This is hard work. Was gonna do one for 133 champs, but gerd deng. I set myself up for too much at once.

OelykDec 12, 20161 votes

That Amumu one had me in tears. :,D

Busty KunoichiDec 12, 20162 votes

When bullets meet hell And bullets meet boobs Hell hath no fury Like Fortune Scorned

TerozuDec 12, 20162 votes

I may be "squishy" But don't worry 'bout that, cause... Ha! I'll make it rain! ~ Miss Fortune MissFortune

TerozuDec 12, 20162 votes

Oh how the wind howls By my very commanding You might feel a chill. ~ Janna Janna

OelykDec 12, 20162 votes

Smooth elegant grace 2.99 a minute I'll leave you breathless

EDITED

TerozuDec 12, 20162 votes

you forgot I'll XD

OelykDec 12, 20162 votes

Its a haiku, I wanted to include, but would break the rules :(

Edit. Holy shit I am dumb one second

ABlueQuakerDec 12, 20162 votes

Jhin is the best, Vayne is a whore. You will all die when I reach number four.

Jhin

OelykDec 12, 20161 votes

Nice rhyme!

TerozuDec 12, 20162 votes

Vayne = X , X = any female champ or Yasuo.

TerozuDec 12, 20162 votes

I will not have (five) syllables in (my poem) One two three four!(NO!) ~ Jihn Jhin

OelykDec 12, 20162 votes

Kled

What's a Haiku? Sounds like city folk Bull@#$%!!! My axe talks for me! ....

You thought I was done? Kled ain't never done!

I'll murder your whole family Skarl likes it when you run I only see one anomaly No victims to my shot gun!

I must ask you a question How about a long axe in your guts? Can't have Skarl getting indigestion (So don't give him donuts)

I am deep-fried courage, and an apple pie of angry! My brain is on fire, and my lizard is hungry! You can't bushwhack a bushwhacker! My lizard is my steed, my axe is my Nutcracker. I ain't paranoid - I'm ready. Real ready...

(Side note here, parents walked in with college letters and I got accepted into my first choice huzah!) (another side note... that took way too long to write.)

TerozuDec 12, 20162 votes

Here Skaarl, Here's a Donut(Poro Snax): item 3683 Oh you better run! I'm Gonna Fuckin' kill you! Damn Indigestion... ~ Kled Kled Kled
OH YOU DID NOT JUST MAKE A DAMN HAIKU OUT OF MY WORDS! I SPECIFICALLY SAID NOT TO YOU WENT AGAINST MY WILL! OH OF ALL THE- MY HOUSE IS FULL OF TURDS! HOLD MY PISTOL SKAARL! I'M GOING FOR THE KILL! Congrats on the acceptance letter! Btw try "hell is a haiku" , you're missing a syllable there XD