Poetry Is beautiful. Champion Poetry thread.

Oelyk·12/11/2016, 8:47:15 PM·5 votes·1,072 views

#Edit: #Oh you guys are all beautiful poets... I love your imput! . #Edit #2: #I'll pick some favorites and put them up here!

So I am going to write some champion poetry and leave it on boards when I have spare time... Why not? it will be bad, but at least it exists!

Sample limerick for Singed.

There once was a champion named Singed Who was definitely borderline unhinged! He releases the gas that causes impasse Oh the rage he's impinged!

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You may not trust me... But when it's time for a shot... I only need one. ~ Ashe

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The times do not change, you should accept your role, filth. Or I will make you. ~ Camille

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Art is Beautiful. Death is the most Beautiful. You'll be Beautiful.

~ Jhin

42 Comments

Better Jungler12/12/2016, 3:55:02 AM7 votes

Beware, Beware of the vicious tornadoes, from the playerbase with IQ of potatoes. they eat crayons and chew on playdohs crying "WE'RE NOT BROKEN, NO!" while always going thirty and Oh.

I slide and I twist, to dish out my crits My enemies cry and throw baby fits. They rage and spout, as I E about. They just cant compete with my skill or wits Thank you riot, for creating this shit.

Yasuo Yasuo Yasuo Yasuo Yasuo Yasuo Yasuo Yasuo Yasuo

TyrekGoldenspear12/11/2016, 10:20:57 PM5 votes

Art is Beautiful. Death is the most Beautiful. You'll be Beautiful.

~ Jhin Jhin

Power Of Syndra12/12/2016, 12:31:13 AM4 votes

Syndra is love Syndra is life She has big boobs and them thick tights

[slayer-jinx-catface]

Terozu12/11/2016, 8:56:33 PM3 votes

Who was honestly a little unhinged would have been better,

By the Wolves black jaws, Or an arrow true to path, you'll have endless rest. ~ The Kindred Kindred

Terozu12/11/2016, 10:08:39 PM3 votes

You may not trust me... But when it's time for a shot... I only need one. ~ Ashe Ashe

Terozu12/11/2016, 10:17:13 PM3 votes

The times do not change, you should accept your role, filth. Or I will make you. ~ Camille Camille

BlackHairedGirl12/12/2016, 12:06:19 AM3 votes

Okay. ~ Rammus

Brain Errör 40412/12/2016, 6:33:50 AM3 votes

Oh... it's time for a field day. Eh'em. Hang on boys, this is gonna be a bumpy ride.

(This is read in more of a 2 pace rap style -- I put some punctuation in there for where you should take like a half second to stop, then start again. It's a semi-fast pace too. Gotta make sure ya read it right so you get that feel).

He's a half-wit, no one even knows his name - Aatrox

She's a bad chick only tryna play the game - Ahri

Click bait, driving all the noobs insane - Akali

You can't milk.. every cow just the same - Alistar

This one's just a friendless little baggage claim - Amumu

Being cold, don't you even feel ashamed? - Anivia

Do you see, the omni-demon pedo-train? - Annie

One shot.. is all she needs to take aim - Ashe

Two stars, that's his galactic reign - AurelionSol

Hold on, what about the sandy grain? - Azir

Okay... I got the A's. I'll do the B's later. This is hard work. Was gonna do one for 133 champs, but gerd deng. I set myself up for too much at once.

Oelyk12/12/2016, 5:56:21 AM2 votes

Kled

What's a Haiku? Sounds like city folk Bull@#$%!!! My axe talks for me! ....

You thought I was done? Kled ain't never done!

I'll murder your whole family Skarl likes it when you run I only see one anomaly No victims to my shot gun!

I must ask you a question How about a long axe in your guts? Can't have Skarl getting indigestion (So don't give him donuts)

I am deep-fried courage, and an apple pie of angry! My brain is on fire, and my lizard is hungry! You can't bushwhack a bushwhacker! My lizard is my steed, my axe is my Nutcracker. I ain't paranoid - I'm ready. Real ready...

(Side note here, parents walked in with college letters and I got accepted into my first choice huzah!) (another side note... that took way too long to write.)

Busty Kunoichi12/12/2016, 12:55:58 AM2 votes

When bullets meet hell And bullets meet boobs Hell hath no fury Like Fortune Scorned

Terozu12/12/2016, 12:56:49 AM2 votes

I may be "squishy" But don't worry 'bout that, cause... Ha! I'll make it rain! ~ Miss Fortune MissFortune

Terozu12/12/2016, 4:23:24 AM2 votes

Oh how the wind howls By my very commanding You might feel a chill. ~ Janna Janna

ABlueQuaker12/12/2016, 4:24:11 AM2 votes

Jhin is the best, Vayne is a whore. You will all die when I reach number four.

Jhin

Terozu12/12/2016, 5:26:22 AM2 votes

I will not have (five) syllables in (my poem) One two three four!(NO!) ~ Jihn Jhin

Prophet of Urgod1/12/2017, 3:57:15 AM1 votes

Shambling towards no calculable goal A body, grotesque and unutterably loathed

Seething hatred for those who mocked A scythe that flies, he has a lock!

Then the mark thrice hit with steel And all their allies post-haste reel

The sporadic wheezing and sputtering gears Give way to the aeons of illimitable years

And when others snide at your pick A good ult, a grand shew, the Urgod has appeared! they exclaim.

Oelyk12/12/2016, 3:40:14 AM1 votes

Diana I welcomed the moon They called me a heretic But now they are dead

#lazy poetry