1v1ing my trash talking Sergeant

So, I'm in the military and as it turned out so was my Sergeant so we talked about league and added each other and decided to see how good the other was with a friendly 1 v 1. Unfortunately the barracks WiFi isn't always the most reliable as I played with 600-900 ping that match and before i knew what champion he had even picked the game was over. I reluctantly said, "Good game" and headed off to bed because it was getting late.

The next morning I came in like normal and followed my routine when in came my Sergeant with this huge grin on his face as he just stared me down while he walked over to his desk. And for the next few hours he would do nothing but tell people we worked with just how badly he beat me. So 1 week later when my connection had become stable I asked if he'd like to 1v1 me again which he happily agreed to. I made the match, invited him and asked which champs he wanted us to play to which he replied with, "Free for all match, pick whoever you want, it wont matter, I'm still going to beat you".

The match was on, he had picked Zed, the clock was ticking and i had sold my soul and picked. . . Teemo.

I had gone 7/1/0 while he went 0/7/0. I won the match and as I heard him scream my name in anger I knew I would never be the same. Teemo . . .had tainted me.

Anyway, here's the note I made him the next morning in case he needed to cry. Enjoy.