$50 Says Aatrox and Zyra will be both ends of the League alphabet until the end of time.

Scrimshäw·Apr 12, 2015·47 votes·3,820 views

Calling it now, unless Zz'Rot turns out to be a champion.

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GaleWinUnleashedApr 12, 201523 votes

Zz'Rot, the Master of the Void

Tanky Void-themed support, summons different types of voidlings to control fights on a large scale.

IcyPepperApr 12, 201538 votes

Looks like Malzahar and RekSai got a little tipsy one night.

Lime JoshApr 12, 20152 votes

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Looks like and got a little tipsy one night.

LOL

Yulen XoshxiusApr 13, 201513 votes

I guess you can say in that case Malzahar slept with a ton of woman.

FreshMeat707Apr 13, 20151 votes

I guess you can say in that case Malzahar slept with a ton of woman.

*Bestiality.

SìelApr 13, 201517 votes

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*Bestiality.

*Voidiality

flibitydooApr 13, 20156 votes

the fact that you typed woman (singular) instead of women (plural) has created this image in my head of Malzahar in bed sitting next to this lady who literally weighs 1000 kg.

foolsyApr 13, 20159 votes

You're a fucking idiot. That's exactly what he meant. Considering Rek'sai a fucking monster queen who probs weighs a shitload....

Newbie SmurfingApr 13, 201514 votes

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You're a fucking idiot. That's exactly what he meant. Considering Rek'sai a fucking monster queen who probs weighs a shitload....

Why in the hell do you have to be such a dick to someone over something so little? God this game is getting overrun by rampant running 12 year olds. I'll probably end up getting downvoted by the other 12 year olds, but oh well..

Chespin2013Apr 14, 20152 votes

no u get upvotes cuz ur a nice guy

Nucleophilic atkApr 13, 20157 votes

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You're a fucking idiot.

probs weighs

AbsoluteSadmanApr 13, 20156 votes

"This made me think of a funny thing"

"YOUR A FUCKING RETARDED FAGGOT"

I feel like this is an uncomparable response

rinsujoApr 14, 20151 votes

http://thatsthejoke.net/

Yulen XoshxiusApr 17, 20151 votes

XD That is what I meant. Rek'Sai is the best #nomakeup and best #curvy She still is pretty bad ass like that too XD

WolfBVApr 13, 20152 votes

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Looks like and got a little tipsy one night.

Oh my god no Rek'Sai is a giant creature and Malzahar is too small for that oh jesus christ.

aaronconlinApr 13, 20155 votes

Shyvana 's parents would like a word.

Yulen XoshxiusApr 17, 20151 votes

If I was Rek'sai sized I don't think I would get any pleasure from little baby man.

SirsirApr 13, 20152 votes

I don't think 'tipsy' covers it. Malz has to get, like, hospital drunk.

SlushieDeeApr 13, 20151 votes

Ooh, kinky.

SlushieDeeApr 13, 20151 votes

We should make this a thing.

SammystormApr 13, 201518 votes

Watch us get Aaatrox another more powerful darkin. Watch Riot also retcon the lore so that you can tell a darkin's level by the amount of a's at the start of their name.

Salt and VeigarApr 13, 201511 votes

Aaaatrox the Super Darkin

Aaaaatrox the Ultimate Darkin

Aaaaaatrox the * Super Ultimate Darkin *

Each one has the same kit as Aatrox only with higher stats

KaisadiIIaApr 13, 20159 votes

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatrox, the Master Super Ultimate Mega Ultra Supra Giga Swagger Darkin

Passive: Increases his attack speed by 100% for every 1% in his Blood Well, up to a maximum of 10,000% attack speed. He has no 2.5 attack speed cap. Revive cooldown is set to 2 seconds.

Q: Jumps to target location, dealing 100/500/900/1,300/1,700 +1,700% total AD and knocking enemies out of the map. Global range. Casting this spell causes this spell to refresh its cooldown.

W: While toggled off, he is immune. While toggled on, he's still immune but also deals 100/110/120/130/140% of the targets maximum health as bonus true damage on-hit.

E: Unleashes two energy waves, dealing each one 1x10^15/2x10^15/3x10^15/4x10^15/5x10^15 true damage to every player in the world that is currently in a game, and stealing 60/70/80/90/100% of their IP and RP.

R: Empowers himself, increasing his basic attack to global and causing his basic attacks to disconnect and uninstall the client of their targets.

ArandallianApr 13, 20152 votes

Rito plz

Yulen XoshxiusApr 17, 20151 votes

I kept thinking of Draaaaaaaaaaaven

Drunk RummateApr 12, 201516 votes

Don't forget about AaTrix the Eternal Child (because Trix are for kids)

TheTyeGuyApr 13, 20152 votes

AaTrix sounds like a wannabe rapper's name.

Deep Terror NamiApr 12, 201514 votes

I hear the next champion is Aardvark, Destroyer of Worlds.

Daedalus871Apr 13, 201513 votes

Seeing as the end of time is a ways off, I'll take that bet.

ZirzonApr 13, 201510 votes

Nah man, they are going to make a music-centric void champ called Zz'Top!

DeusVultApr 13, 20159 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw

Aaron

aaronconlinApr 13, 20151 votes

If I had a nickel for every time someone called me "A-A-Ron" I'd be a thousandaire

WindupApr 13, 20157 votes

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aaronconlinApr 13, 20151 votes

pls

TwoDApr 13, 20154 votes

I'm sure there will be champions named Aab'Ce and Zyxwuv soon enough.

SirsirApr 13, 20151 votes

Crazy mayans...

shalexadeApr 13, 20153 votes

Given the condition of that bet requires the end of time to occur, I am more than happy to take you up on that bet on the off chance it does happen.