Phoenix's Monthly Contest - Win a FREE skin!

Hey guys! This months contest is simple:

We've all heard the new Poppy's infamous tavern joke...but haven't you ever wondered how it would end? This month, I want you guys to finish the joke. The best entry (selected by both my approval and board upvotes) will win a FREE skin!

Here's the joke: "A Demacian, a Noxian, and a Freljordian walk into a tavern. The barkeep asks, 'What'll it be?'. The Demacian says, 'I'll have a wine. No, an ale!'. The Noxian says, 'I'll have a..a wine.". Yeah. He wants the wine. And the Freljordian says, "I'll drink anything so long as __________".

Create an amazing punchline to fill in that blank and win yourself a free skin! (What's the skin? Here's a hint...it's a Freljordian).

Good luck!