Dynamic Queue is a Joke Rant

And here's why, before anyone flames me for complaining about their precious little dynamic queue. This is a SOLO QUEUE COMPLAINT, so f off if you are just going to comment "play with groups", I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO PLAY WITH GROUPS JUST TO GET A DAMN FAIR MATCHUP.

Now to rant....

I love going against duos and trios together against my team of nobodies who have never seen each other ever. it's the fairest thing in the world! Voice chat coordinated ganks, and objectives and even dives, against 5 random strangers! That is the definition of fair! Good job Riot, BRING BACK SOLO QUEUE ALREADY AND STOP FUCKING UP THE DAMN GAME!

Not everyone has 4 friends on at all damn times to waste time in ranked. Seriously, that is just freaking dumb, i'm sick and tired of going against duos and trios forming a 5 man group with 2 different clubs to BYPASS YOUR DYNAMIC QUEUE.

What a fuckin joke, how do you expect people to win solo queue? Whoever decided dynamic queue was the way to go, please, you need to be kicked in the balls repeatedly.

Again, seriously, how is this system designed so poorly?!?! It shouldn't be possible for duos and trios to go against non duos and trios, I thought that was the point of your damn dynamic queue system, was to put duos and trios AGAINST EACHOTHER, not put duos and trios against 5 random solo queue players! WHAT IN THE LITERAL FUCK!!!!!!!

God damn i am pissed at this crap you call dynamic queue.....

Rant over. Have nice day and bring back solo queue ya freaking idiots. [zombie-brand-facepalm]