For eons the ocean would send wave after wave after wave to the land hoping for a reply... And for eons the ocean would receive no reply...to each unanswered wave the ocean grew saltier..
Because the land never waved back...
Fizz collecting the salty tears from his adversaries might be part of this as well
That's because land is one of those assholes who never responds, and when they do, it's a giant thing you can't comprehend. Like when California is going to fall into the ocean.
For eons the ocean would send wave after wave after wave to the land hoping for a reply... And for eons the ocean would receive no reply...to each unanswered wave the ocean grew saltier..
Because the land never waved back...
You will be awarded all the internets!
Can you please make this into haiku form?
