Why the ocean is so salty...

WukongMain··2 votes·643 views

For eons the ocean would send wave after wave after wave to the land hoping for a reply... And for eons the ocean would receive no reply...to each unanswered wave the ocean grew saltier..

Because the land never waved back...

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Unpaladin2 votes

Fizz collecting the salty tears from his adversaries might be part of this as well

Billy VoHagen2 votes

That's because land is one of those assholes who never responds, and when they do, it's a giant thing you can't comprehend. Like when California is going to fall into the ocean.

PalPlays1 votes

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For eons the ocean would send wave after wave after wave to the land hoping for a reply... And for eons the ocean would receive no reply...to each unanswered wave the ocean grew saltier..

Because the land never waved back...

You will be awarded all the internets!

Can you please make this into haiku form?

WukongMain1 votes

All the internets?!

i shall use my new found power too...

...Surf thru the ocean of Dank Memes.

PalPlays1 votes

Do that and remember that

Roses are red Violets are red My garden is on fire

WukongMain1 votes

I'll go get some water to put it out...

OH WAIT i cant because the water is salty at the land, and thus the garden. I could save your garden, but i cant.

...Because the land never waved back

PalPlays1 votes

{quoted}

I'll go get some water to put it out...

OH WAIT i cant because the water is salty at the land, and thus the garden. I could save your garden, but i cant.

...Because the land never waved back

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You could make a killing off of harvesting the salt off of bronzies and selling it...just a random thought...

WukongMain1 votes

Hmmm haiku form...

Can you not do that?

PalPlays1 votes

I could, if I had the time.

WukongMain1 votes

It's harder than it looks. condensing all this salt into a combined total of 17 syllables.

WukongMain1 votes

Ocean waves to land Ocean endlessly Salty Because the land no wave.

too hard to haiku it. i'll find a less restrictive type of poem.

Damnit , now i wanna write poems again like i used to.

PalPlays1 votes

Awakening Wood By Paladin Young

Marching ever on— Rampant hope, harsh progression Strong live, nothing grieves

Damp soil, dripping leaves Drizzle, shower, grow, freshen Forgetting what’s gone

Memory erased Stucco tile, clay pots remain The wood awakens

The weak forsaken Like Their legacy, profane They left Earth defaced

Gentle winds, blowing Life rebuilds what They laid waste Graceful steams, flowing They found life while Earth found death But at Their end Earth drew breath

I used to write haiku almost religiously.

WukongMain1 votes

nice :D

WukongMain2 votes

nice :D

Lol, now im writing haikus again lol

PalPlays1 votes

Glad to hear it! They're surprisingly fun.

WukongMain1 votes

omg i know right!?

WukongMain1 votes

if you go to the Miscellaneous section on the fourms, i posted some tips on how to improve as a player.

In Haiku form! You should check it out :D

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