I know Gnar is like, 4 or 5. and I've been told that tristana and poppy are teens. But so far that's all I know, and I'm pretty sure the trist and poppy bit is a little off. Does anyone know the official ages of all the little dudes?
midnight oil241 votesGnar is only 4 in human years.
Don't know how old trist or veigar are.
Poppy has been around since before demacia existed, and since there have been 4 jarvans, and at least 4 demacian rulers, that's at least 2-3 centuries.
Given his appearance, Heim is probably even older than that.
Don't know for the rest of them.
Jon11741 votesWhat do Jarvans have to do with poppy?
midnight oil241 votesI'm saying that if Poppy has been around for the reign of four jarvans, then she's well over two centuries old.
Daszkal1 votesWould it be safe to assume 2 Centuries is like 20 years for Yordles? Maybe Yordles are like most magical beings, they age slower than Humans, since Yordles are the Goblin/Gnome/Kobold/Gremlin/Dwarf/Elf/Smurf/Fairy race.
ex: 
Kled seems to have been around longer than 
Poppy(She's probably 18-25 in Human years), since he look so old compare to most of the Yordles(Probably stress?), he looks be around 60-80 in Human years(Am I too kind?).
Heimerdinger and 
Corki are also old/older Yordles but they don't look no where as old as Kled and they don't look to have a huge age gap from each other either, since they are long time friends, Heimerdinger maybe 45-50 in Human years and Corki is 50-55 in Human years(Personally, I hope Riot reworks Corki to be Heimerdinger's sibling)
This is all on Opinion.
midnight oil241 votesI think Kled had already been around for centuries long before noxus existed, maybe even from the time when it was Mordekaiser's castle. Remember that he's not even technically in the Noxian military and is more of an urban legend. No one really sees him fighting, but everywhere the Noxian legions go there's a sign that says "property of Kled."
Also remember that the Noxians in his short story saw him as an old man riding a horse. If the Noxians can't see him as the yordle he is, why do they even believe in him? Yordles exist for a long time, and probably get stories made around them. He's probably over 1000, if the stories relating to him are true.
Daszkal1 votesI know that Kled been around for a very long time, what I'm trying to do is calculate Yordle age to Human years, since the OP wants to know what Human age are they compared to, You're being to technical on something lore readers already know.
Lets get simpler, what age do you think Kled is in Human years(Centuries isn't Human years), because if we was that technical this what our age will look like:
26 years 4 months 18 days or 316 months 18 days or 1376 weeks 6 days or 9,638 days or 231,312 hours or 13,878,720 minutes or 832,723,200 seconds
See what I mean?
We're not talking about "Yordle Charm" because in Tristana's story it says the Bandits saw her as an "Old Lady" which she is not(She's Probably 18 in Human years) but because of her "Yordle Charm" that is what they see.
midnight oil241 votesFirst off, how was I not aware that my favorite character had gotten a story for herself?
Second, I think that Kled is likely well over 100 in human years. Yordles probably don't conform to our aging patterns and could, in human years, go well beyond what we are capable of. We don't know much about yordle biology yet, so that can impact how we perceive them.
Daszkal1 votesOops, Did I just spoiled her story for you? http://www.theshiznit.co.uk/media/2013/May/startrek/PicardOops.gif
True, we can only speculate about Yordles.
midnight oil241 votesI think that her story could have been a bit better, but all in all it was okay.
I just want a full biography for her. She's the best.
AlienPrimate1 votesIt says that Lulu is centuries old in her lore.
Daszkal1 votesBut she maybe 12-16 in Human years(old lore), besides her lore is old because Bandle City and the Glade are connected now and in her old lore it says the Glade speed up time around it while she was in it making her Younger than most Yordles by normal standards but Older than most Yordles by scientific standards(this is not true anymore and she needs new lore to match with the current Yordle lore)
Ex: if I was in a room that time moves slower in for 1000 years, I'll still be the same age by normal standards but I'm 1000+ years in scientific standards, like how 
Ekko is older than he is by standards of time.
