My main:
He wants us to order a pizza. I don't remember asking for mushrooms on it, but he says he added it himself. Suddenly, we both end up in the hospital for eating lethal plants.
Other main:
WE HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN IN THE RESTAURANT 10 MINUTES AND EVERYTHINGS IS ON FIRE.
ORDERS KFC
GETS DUMPED
Waiter: "What will you take?"
Me: " I'd like to order number 47 pl.."
: **"WE WILL TAKE IONIA!!111!11!!!!! STRENGTH ABOVE ALL!!!" beheads waiter and eats his brain, then proceeds to kill everyone else and claim the restaurant for the glory of Noxus **
i'm straight but not tonight.
I sit there quietly like the bitch I am while we do whatever she wants.
[zombie-nunu-tears]
She's hitting on everybody :(
Help.
Me.
Please.
We take a calm walk into the park under the moon light. We tell jokes to each other, mess around with other people. We talk for hours while we cross the city, the leaves on the floor dancing to the summer breeze. We arrive at a quiet location and after a bit more of joking around we start to get... intimate. Shirt's buttons burst away, pants hit the floor, blood rushing through our bodies. As soon as I prepare myself for the killing move, I hear an explosion.
I feel a burst of pain in my guts. It burns deep within me. I look down, only to see countless daggers piercing my body. My partner dissapeared. I'm laying on the floor, but have no memory of falling. Only pain. As my blood covers the ground, I hear a laugh coming from the back of the alley. Only one thought crosses my mind before I drift away in pain:
IT WAS THE FUCKING CLONE!
Four of our waiters have gone missing...
: Gets a little boaring.
Devours Restaurant
Like the entire building
"Sona, darling, I don't think this can work. We're just having communication issues. It's not you, it's me...Actually, no it IS you."
does she even need to eat anymore? D:
: She eats me.
If it goes well, I eat her ;)
I see no way this can go poorly
He wants us to order a pizza. I don't remember asking for mushrooms on it, but he says he added it himself. Suddenly, we both end up in the hospital for eating lethal plants.
Mushrooms are fungus, not plants https://media.tenor.co/images/066eecd682ed6c4b7c6376b06055b16d/raw
: We'd spend the day street fighting anyone who he can get to fight us. Wukong walks away happy to have gotten to fight some strong opponents. I hobble away with my pride shattered... along with 4-5 of my ribs ;__;
"I swear officer, my little rodent friend here turned into a giant monster, tossed all those cars to the side and threw that boulder through that building. I can prove it to you if you just smack him around a bit X( "
I have never, ever looked more beautiful and happy during this date.
Also im dead.
And gay...
Since I'm a vegetarian I don't see how this can end well...
Steals my soul to become human
Tells me the entire theory of relativity and all physics involved with it.
Mundo, mundo no please don't break the, aaand he broke the table, check please? Later that night Mundo please no not the needle again
Well, if this goes well I'll probably live a long and prosperous life.
If not...
Would probably be a very pleasant date. And if a situation arises, she'd probably protect me too.
we are both men... little issue there
well, I guess me is on the menu
My funeral is on Saturday, my parents are saying that attendance will depend on the weather.
: Picks up knife to cut steak, instead spins and kills everyone in the room
: Excessive petting of her tails makes her uncomfortable. She leaves. "Worth!"
Main 1: 
Well, I'm not into guys, or midgets, or furries.
Main 2: 
Same as the last one.
Main 3: God damn it.
I need to play more human female champions.
I don't really have a main, so I'll go off of mastery.
is my highest mastery, but I'm a guy and not gay, so we'll go with my second highest mastery 
.
That'd actually be a really pleasant date. She's not the most intelligent, but she's still happy go lucky and super nice (and, personality wise, we're a lot alike). We'd go watch a movie about heroes, and then set off to try and find them. I'd have to find a cart to push her around in too, since she wants one so badly. xD
Goes bowling.
Scores strike... in all lanes at once and deconstructs half of the bowling club in the process.
She seems to enjoy the date, but I suggest the next time we should go somewhere else, like a beach and maybe play volleyball.
What can go wrong?
Well i play alot of Nami as of late.. and knowing my stupid self.. id take her to a sushi bar....
Don't know if this is necrophilia.
Hope he doesn't go full pen build.
Wonder what that would be like.
Former Main: Wouldn't mind ether champ.
