My main:
He wants us to order a pizza. I don't remember asking for mushrooms on it, but he says he added it himself. Suddenly, we both end up in the hospital for eating lethal plants.
Other main:
WE HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN IN THE RESTAURANT 10 MINUTES AND EVERYTHINGS IS ON FIRE.
Handy Sandy 79 votes
ORDERS KFC
GETS DUMPED
MythPuppy9 votesHOLY SHIT DUDE XD
ArnoldSchwarzens41 votesWaiter: "What will you take?"
Me: " I'd like to order number 47 pl.."
: **"WE WILL TAKE IONIA!!111!11!!!!! STRENGTH ABOVE ALL!!!" beheads waiter and eats his brain, then proceeds to kill everyone else and claim the restaurant for the glory of Noxus **
NastyMcOutplay13 votesWaiter: "What will you take?" Me: " I'd like to order number 47 pl.."
for someone that mains darius you certainly dont know his character
Neamean36 votes
i'm straight but not tonight.
Lauchmelder21 votes"I'm not gay, but well, is ."
RlP K0BE31 votes
I sit there quietly like the bitch I am while we do whatever she wants.
[zombie-nunu-tears]
Best Kog NA15 votesThat could be taken 2 VERY different ways.
SeaGodUrronuos18 votesStraight up shoves her fists up your Brand new gloves
MrHaZeYo30 votes
She's hitting on everybody :(
Papa Andrei14 votesEveryone beside you xD
TheSequelsRBad27 votes
Help.
Me.
Please.
TequilaZombie26 votesWe take a calm walk into the park under the moon light. We tell jokes to each other, mess around with other people. We talk for hours while we cross the city, the leaves on the floor dancing to the summer breeze. We arrive at a quiet location and after a bit more of joking around we start to get... intimate. Shirt's buttons burst away, pants hit the floor, blood rushing through our bodies. As soon as I prepare myself for the killing move, I hear an explosion.
I feel a burst of pain in my guts. It burns deep within me. I look down, only to see countless daggers piercing my body. My partner dissapeared. I'm laying on the floor, but have no memory of falling. Only pain. As my blood covers the ground, I hear a laugh coming from the back of the alley. Only one thought crosses my mind before I drift away in pain:
IT WAS THE FUCKING CLONE!
Snowplosion25 votes
Four of our waiters have gone missing...
Dat Kat3 votesall the while he was missing too
Snowplosion21 votesHe said he was going to make art.
LankPants24 votes
: Gets a little boaring.
Best Kog NA22 votes
Devours Restaurant
Like the entire building
Tribbles Foxfolk21 votes
"Sona, darling, I don't think this can work. We're just having communication issues. It's not you, it's me...Actually, no it IS you."
Leo102420 votes
does she even need to eat anymore? D:
Mommy Elise18 votes
: She eats me.
If it goes well, I eat her ;)
TequilaZombie20 votesIf it goes well, I eat her ;) and then she eats me
ftfy
RamboDash1516 votes
I see no way this can go poorly
Laughing Fish14 votesHe wants us to order a pizza. I don't remember asking for mushrooms on it, but he says he added it himself. Suddenly, we both end up in the hospital for eating lethal plants.
Mushrooms are fungus, not plants https://media.tenor.co/images/066eecd682ed6c4b7c6376b06055b16d/raw
Blue Moon Wolf13 votes
: We'd spend the day street fighting anyone who he can get to fight us. Wukong walks away happy to have gotten to fight some strong opponents. I hobble away with my pride shattered... along with 4-5 of my ribs ;__;
"I swear officer, my little rodent friend here turned into a giant monster, tossed all those cars to the side and threw that boulder through that building. I can prove it to you if you just smack him around a bit X( "
Wukongz12 votes
Since I'm a vegetarian I don't see how this can end well...
Dat Kat15 votesShe provides you with food though, that's a good thing. She could also be your main dish ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Exalomaniac12 votes
I have never, ever looked more beautiful and happy during this date.
Also im dead.
And gay...
Risk of Fate11 votes
Steals my soul to become human
Tells me the entire theory of relativity and all physics involved with it.
Papa Andrei15 votesTbfh that would be an amazing date with Lux.
Risk of Fate2 votesI mean, I like it myself but I'd probably fall asleep halfway through and she'd laser me.
Papa Andrei7 votesXD im just a science nerd so its like "Hot fox women... or science..... SCIENCE!!!!"
SeaGodUrronuos11 votesMundo, mundo no please don't break the, aaand he broke the table, check please? Later that night Mundo please no not the needle again
JoeMG11 votes
Well, if this goes well I'll probably live a long and prosperous life.
If not...
Trap or a Trick10 votes
we are both men... little issue there
well, I guess me is on the menu
Best Kog NA16 votesNice name
Trap or a Trick16 votessame
Valeckserai10 votes
My funeral is on Saturday, my parents are saying that attendance will depend on the weather.
Mighty Mortein10 votes
Would probably be a very pleasant date. And if a situation arises, she'd probably protect me too.
Niyumi9 votesI don't really have a main, so I'll go off of mastery.
is my highest mastery, but I'm a guy and not gay, so we'll go with my second highest mastery 
.
That'd actually be a really pleasant date. She's not the most intelligent, but she's still happy go lucky and super nice (and, personality wise, we're a lot alike). We'd go watch a movie about heroes, and then set off to try and find them. I'd have to find a cart to push her around in too, since she wants one so badly. xD
Lt Streko9 votes : Excessive petting of her tails makes her uncomfortable. She leaves. "Worth!"
Sraeg201314 votesYou touched fluffy tail and survived.
Worth indeed.
Sraeg20139 votes
Goes bowling.
Scores strike... in all lanes at once and deconstructs half of the bowling club in the process.
She seems to enjoy the date, but I suggest the next time we should go somewhere else, like a beach and maybe play volleyball.
What can go wrong?
Fargo799 votesWell i play alot of Nami as of late.. and knowing my stupid self.. id take her to a sushi bar....
Zarvanis9 votesMain 1: 
Well, I'm not into guys, or midgets, or furries.
Main 2: 
Same as the last one.
Main 3: God damn it.
I need to play more human female champions.
PROJECT Katarìna9 votes
: Picks up knife to cut steak, instead spins and kills everyone in the room
Pommel Knight8 votes
Don't know if this is necrophilia.
Hope he doesn't go full pen build.
Blades in Exile6 votes
Wonder what that would be like.
Former Main: Wouldn't mind ether champ.
Golden Tager X28 votesShen ults in every time you try to make a move on Akali.
