Your main champ is now your roommate. How screwed are you?
I got paired up with this lil jerk
Can't take two steps in my own house without steppin on a shroom, and getting poison blasted in my face.
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Yay! Goat milk and cookies everyday.
I'm getting screwed, but totally not in the way you meant in the title. All. Night. Long.
I don't think he would be home often, probably wandering.
There will be a dramatic increase in evil monologues in my life, but otherwise not much will change.
Mastery-wise:
Sweet. I get an emperor for a roommate!
Help.
Hope Garen doesn't mind...
fur from her tails everywhere! and i bet she is like me, very lazy about vacuuming it regularly
I guess i wont ever be locked outside the house
"Leave no stone unbroken!"
So...yeah...
Are wolves even allowed in the building? Are lambs allowed?
######Mah main is teh secret, so ima fling random champs out there...
It's not so bad, you just have to tell him to stay off the furniture all the time.
He keeps leaving his gear from dance class lying around. Did I forget to mention that Garen's a male ballerina?
We're gonna need a bigger room.
He attracts all the crows and ravens and they are ALWAYS squawking at 4am...
NIDALEE GET OFF MY KEYBOARD GOD DAMMIT.
Very screwed. Every night.
- main
what am I supposed to say?
I'll be permanently bed-ridden because of all the cancer I have.
well at least i hope im tasty
Lame jokes for the entire night!
Apparently she'll only take essence from those she deems have no humanity, so hopefully she won't see me playing League. Other than that, I'd respect her and hope she did the same for me. If things advance and we advance, so be it.
Would probably be like having to watch over your little sister (though mine was never giggly and playful). Suppose I could, provided she doesn't turn me into a squirrel when I need to go to work. Have a feeling she'd like anime though.
It's like she's not even there.
: "Uh, what's that?"
"It's a couch-"
Laser sounds
"Eh...."
: "And what's that over there?"
"That's the shelf, could you please sto-"
Laser sounds
: "And what's this?"
"NONONO! NOT THE CAT!-"
Laser sounds
an ally has been slain
######For this to make sense I need now to main Rengar
Well I'm literally screwed 
...
he's means no ill intent, but i have to wear a hazmat suit whenever i'm around him.
http://www.bitrebels.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Desert-House-Covered-With-Sand-6.jpg
gg my house is covered with sand
would be the best roommate ever.
: .........
I think the room is gone by now.
I'd say I'm screwed regularly in the good way.
Well,at least i get Dunkin' Donuts at least once a day.
Well, this would be quite awkward. I would have to completely remodel the house to suit her "unique" needs...
This is the equivalent of an 8 year old kid running around and zapping everything, nonstop.
Your main champ is now your roommate.
DON'T. TALK. TO. ME!!!
I got back to the room, and it was suddenly appearing as this:
I don't even wanna know what she meant by "having a purple time" - damn thing near gave me a heart attack!
It was all fun and games the first few days, despite my constant fear of having ended up on someone's watchlist. I moved my bed off to the opposite side of the room, but I'm still expecting a knock on the door any day now. :(
And these bags of powder she keeps dragging around...NO, I NEVER TOUCHED THE STUFF!!
Possible drug possession, sleeping in the same room as someone underage (or sure looks like it) every night... I've never touched her nor the fairydust, but it likely won't matter to the court.
It was nice knowing y'all. Guess I'll be back in 20 years or so. :(
So yes, I would likely be very screwed. But not in a pleasurable way.
We just practice throwing daggers ... at least, after I convince her not to throw them at me. (I have a valid reason - this little story.)
Finally I get to learn how to use light magic! That is, if she'd stop going invisible and then reappearing when I least expect it ... (R.I.P. original W).