Your main champ is now your roommate. How screwed are you?

MythPuppy·Dec 5, 2016·53 votes·8,455 views

I got paired up with this lil jerk

Can't take two steps in my own house without steppin on a shroom, and getting poison blasted in my face.

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Darius StradaDec 5, 201642 votes

Braum Yay! Goat milk and cookies everyday.

TheSequelsRBadDec 6, 20169 votes

This man knows what his priorities are.

OleandervineDec 5, 201631 votes

Taric I'm getting screwed, but totally not in the way you meant in the title. All. Night. Long.

The Ender CobraDec 6, 201628 votes

Ahri http://i.memecaptain.com/gend_images/j7LrAg.png

NeidoxDec 6, 201611 votes

you ded

ArakadiaDec 6, 201624 votes

Bard I don't think he would be home often, probably wandering.

Legacy HydralphaDec 6, 201639 votes

"Bard, pay rent."

Bard : "?"

ZarvanisDec 5, 201622 votes

Veigar There will be a dramatic increase in evil monologues in my life, but otherwise not much will change.

XeroKimoDec 6, 20163 votes

I also see a small change in your height

ZarvanisDec 6, 20166 votes

I just realized that the height-sensitive 3-foot Yordle might not like rooming for someone who is 6' 2".

bad arcade kittyDec 5, 201620 votes

Ahri

fur from her tails everywhere! and i bet she is like me, very lazy about vacuuming it regularly

GULAG 4 UDec 5, 201616 votes

Tldr u git laid

kile147Dec 6, 201614 votes

and die

TyrekGoldenspearDec 6, 201620 votes

Mastery-wise: Azir Sweet. I get an emperor for a roommate! Help. Lux Hope Garen doesn't mind...

Dunk EverythingDec 6, 201618 votes

Yasuo I guess i wont ever be locked outside the house

Amasa DelanoDec 6, 20161 votes

BECAUSE THE WALLS ARE MADE OF WIND I GET IT HAHAHA

DraqoneDec 6, 20168 votes

No. Because Yasuo always HAS-A-KEY.

EschetonDec 5, 201616 votes

Sion "Leave no stone unbroken!"

So...yeah...

BunnymapDec 5, 201614 votes

Are wolves even allowed in the building? Are lambs allowed?

Derp R UsDec 5, 201612 votes

######Mah main is teh secret, so ima fling random champs out there...

Talon It's not so bad, you just have to tell him to stay off the furniture all the time.

Garen He keeps leaving his gear from dance class lying around. Did I forget to mention that Garen's a male ballerina?

AurelionSol We're gonna need a bigger room.

bad arcade kittyDec 5, 20165 votes

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######Mah main is teh secret, so ima fling random champs out there...

It's not so bad, you just have to tell him to stay off the furniture all the time.

oh, i imagined talon lying on a cupboard like a cat

SckullzzDec 6, 201612 votes

Swain He attracts all the crows and ravens and they are ALWAYS squawking at 4am...

GULAG 4 UDec 5, 201611 votes

MasterYi what am I supposed to say?

Wînter FoxDec 6, 201611 votes

Very screwed. Every night.

main

SpearKittyDec 6, 201611 votes

Nidalee NIDALEE GET OFF MY KEYBOARD GOD DAMMIT.

dominusxDec 5, 20168 votes

Khazix well at least i hope im tasty

TargonDec 6, 20168 votes

Diana Lame jokes for the entire night!

Ionian VulpixDec 6, 20168 votes

Ahri Apparently she'll only take essence from those she deems have no humanity, so hopefully she won't see me playing League. Other than that, I'd respect her and hope she did the same for me. If things advance and we advance, so be it.

Lulu Would probably be like having to watch over your little sister (though mine was never giggly and playful). Suppose I could, provided she doesn't turn me into a squirrel when I need to go to work. Have a feeling she'd like anime though.

WinTheWarOnPantsDec 6, 20168 votes

Evelynn It's like she's not even there.

SkelenthDec 6, 20168 votes

Velkoz : "Uh, what's that?" "It's a couch-" Laser sounds "Eh...." Velkoz : "And what's that over there?" "That's the shelf, could you please sto-" Laser sounds summoner 3 Velkoz : "And what's this?" "NONONO! NOT THE CAT!-" Laser sounds

Rengar an ally has been slain Velkoz

######For this to make sense I need now to main Rengar

ƒoesDec 6, 20168 votes

Yasuo

I'll be permanently bed-ridden because of all the cancer I have.

MinaZer0Dec 6, 20167 votes

Well I'm literally screwed Orianna

PaladinNODec 6, 201616 votes

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/069/590/bd2.png

However, if you insist on at least trying something:

https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/a/image/1446/27/1446271422571.jpg

RTFM to avoid bent oblong genital and cracked nuts.

GotholthorneDec 6, 20167 votes

Amumu ...

he's means no ill intent, but i have to wear a hazmat suit whenever i'm around him.

http://images.wisegeek.com/hazmat-suit.jpg

World EnderDec 5, 20166 votes

Shen would be the best roommate ever.

Busty DemonessDec 6, 20166 votes

MissFortune

I'd say I'm screwed regularly in the good way.

SnowplosionDec 6, 20166 votes

Jinx I think the room is gone by now.

KekOfTheFinestDec 6, 20166 votes

Darius Well,at least i get Dunkin' Donuts at least once a day.

CresmontDec 6, 20166 votes

bursts into room Darius CMON AND SLAM

Ice BirbDec 6, 20166 votes

Azir http://www.bitrebels.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Desert-House-Covered-With-Sand-6.jpg gg my house is covered with sand

Lord GalvatronDec 6, 20166 votes

Yorick : ......... http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt310/Kobold-Bard/ta.png

DrugothDec 6, 20165 votes

Nami Well, this would be quite awkward. I would have to completely remodel the house to suit her "unique" needs...

PaladinNODec 6, 20165 votes

Your main champ is now your roommate.

DON'T. TALK. TO. ME!!!

I got back to the room, and it was suddenly appearing as this:

https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/73iUS7QH0gr3wpaN77ns1t0XY1s=/0x600/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/5094213/Screen_20Shot_202013-11-18_20at_209.58.35_20AM.0.png

Lulu

http://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/043b7326-f08f-4058-80e6-b80f5f6b255b/6ac81c1f-3f4e-4e44-a34b-73dd666fcd19.jpg

I don't even wanna know what she meant by "having a purple time" - damn thing near gave me a heart attack!

It was all fun and games the first few days, despite my constant fear of having ended up on someone's watchlist. I moved my bed off to the opposite side of the room, but I'm still expecting a knock on the door any day now. :(

And these bags of powder she keeps dragging around...NO, I NEVER TOUCHED THE STUFF!!

Possible drug possession, sleeping in the same room as someone underage (or sure looks like it) every night... I've never touched her nor the fairydust, but it likely won't matter to the court.

It was nice knowing y'all. Guess I'll be back in 20 years or so. :(

So yes, I would likely be very screwed. But not in a pleasurable way.

CombozoneDec 6, 20165 votes

Kennen This is the equivalent of an 8 year old kid running around and zapping everything, nonstop.

BladeSingularityDec 6, 20163 votes

Katarina We just practice throwing daggers ... at least, after I convince her not to throw them at me. (I have a valid reason - this little story.)

Lux Finally I get to learn how to use light magic! That is, if she'd stop going invisible and then reappearing when I least expect it ... (R.I.P. original W).

TyrekGoldenspearDec 6, 20162 votes

That W would be so broken now. But really awesome at the same time. ;)

BladeSingularityDec 6, 20163 votes

What if it didn't shield, just made her invisible? (And maybe just her.)

But every time you use it, expect the enemy to flash, cause otherwise you'll land a binding from a really weird angle, and then ...

You know what happens next.

TyrekGoldenspearDec 6, 20163 votes

It would immediately remove her weakness against assassins.

Just for kicks, let her turn invisible, not camouflage, and have it last as long as her shield would have.

BladeSingularityDec 6, 20163 votes

3 second invis ... jeez.

Sounds fun! When can I have it???