Stupid things my ADC did and said

As everyone knows, usually ADC role is where arrogant b*tches lives and never on time to buy any tampons before starting a game, and last game, although I admit I didn't do too well in my supports & got myself rekt easily by broken , my ADC can get pretty stubborn and uptight at certain times where, it was mostly his fault. I'm Blitzcrank btw.

Scenario 1

Me & Kogmaw(him) were on the way to bot, and I left to check the bush. Suddenly, Vayne pops out and continues to shoot me down. Note that I was already on my Ruby Sightstone & some armor/mana items to get me sufficiently tanky mid game. I was sure that Vayne was shooting me down for about 5 second plus (pretty much worse than a Morg Q), and pinged for Kogmaw to help, but instead, he just continues to CS without care of the world. After I died, I said:

: kog : have some map awareness please... : dude, you got caught. : it was obviously not my fault you ran in there. : ...

Scenario 2

The usual issue everyone counters nowadays. Giant teamfight started, and our tanky j4, Renekton & me already successfully proceeds onto Vayne's ass and startings rekting, till the enemy Udyr comes in and stops the rouble by doubling us. I have already tried so many things, like landing CC on Udyr & used exhaust on Vayne, but it came off to no use (their mid Yasuo was already dead) as Udyr & Vayne proceeds to one kill and a double. And as the three of us look at the leftover fight, we see our own Kogmaw equipped with Botrk & Phantom Dancer........focusing all his attacks on a pure tank Shen. After he died to a leftover 3v1, he said:

: omg this team sucks. : ur kidding me right.....

Scenario 3

As a Blitzcrank, I head up to Baron to get rid of the pink ward enemy placed ( we are all at halp hp from a heavy fight ), and as I proceeds to kill it, my ult passive spark accidentally hits Baron and aggros it onto me. The Kogmaw went to say:

: dont attack it : moron <= this is just over the line here..... :...

Scenario 4

We spotted Udyr & Vayne heading to drag (thanks to my wards :), and so we proceed to gank them. Kogmaw had to recall before he proceeds to joins us. As we reached there, we managed to eliminate off the double broken piece of shiets. But then, the problem comes in. Kogmaw was still on the way to meet us at drag(we already have started to dispersed), and while on the way, he got jumped on by enemy Yasuo from bush and got himself killed. Then he said:

: wtf guys : why didnt u guys help me?? : Wow, what happen to ME when I get caught...? : You got caught, how the hell are we suppose to help you? : As if we have 10000 ms to save ur sorry asss.

We felt a win win there, then Kogmaw proceeds for another 6 minutes to list out all the bad things each of us did except himself did in game to try to "recover" the argument.