What if....

League were more realistic

Tryn would become the black knight from monty python

Rammus would be the world best trash talker, that taunt might last for more then 3 seconds even with tenacity

Syndra would be OP vs male champions...

With the amount of blood vlad pulls (going with the size ratio estimation compared to champions) per Q he would only have to hit 2 or 3 before his opponent faints. He would also have the worst pick up lines

Alistars nose ring would be his weak point during his ult... or even outside his ult

Riven would have to find the broken pieces of her sword to use her ultimate, then she would have to sit down next to a kiln, work the metal for a lenghty amount of time, and then after her opponent has either gotten bored, or left then she emerges with her blade reforged for an easy kill on an opponent who is asleep or the game would have ended by then

Nunu would have a passive similar to sions where when willump dies he jumps out of the basket and can still auto attack and has his own special skill set

Whoever bonded with kalista would have a very short league career

Twitch, gangplank, shaco, cassiopeia, teemo would all get the last laugh if they hit their opponents with their deadly toxins

Singed would just gas the entire rift and then laugh as he walked around while his allies and enemies died

Gragas, instead of mana, would have a bar that gauges his drunkenness. If too drunk he would die or pass out

Rumble would have an Over over heat effect where tristy would blow up instead of just silencing from being overheated

Ziggs would blow himself up by using his mine

Twisted fate would have to open a new deck of cards after every total 52 cards used. Cards sold separately

Corki would have to fuel up occasionally

Udyr would realize a phoenix doesnt have fur. So of course its fake

Shyvana would probably experience sever regret from killing one of her kind, so would ww.

Shen would actually act more like a ninja instead of being flashy and tanky

Irelia could realistically fight 1 v 5, 1 part of her blade per opponents (up to 4) and then physical combat, if she were skilled in it. She could also use it to fly/ hover, and her combat would be one of the most complicated in the game (refer to her dance to see her true blade manipulation skills)

If facing a Vi you would experience what team rocket felt

Yorick could have an army of ghosts

Lee sin would run into walls all the time, he would always jump in after hitting his Q because he could only sense that one enemy and would assume they were alone

J4's weapon would be a whip

Since blitz is a steam golem, he would have to recharge in the river, or buy more water at the shop (water bottles :P)

Amu would be the most indecent champion and probably removed since he promotes stripping in front of a live audience.

Brand couldnt walk through the river, and would burn any bush he touched (GG garen), he would probably leave a trail of fire too, probably the easiest champion to track down. Brand and annies fire would destroy fiddlesticks and maokai, meanwhile malphite would just laugh

Anivia would be much worse off against annie and brand too.

ADC now have ammo that they have to buy and can run out

The more items you have the slower your character runs unless it gives more MS

Master Yi would finally use the two knifes attached to his boots

Baron nashor would now eat you, instead of just attacking

Zac would be invincible to melee moves (hes slime, swords and bullets wouldnt really do much to him)

Jax would realize there wouldnt be a difference if he had a "real" weapon, a bo staff is a real leathal weapon that can easily crush an opponents rig cage, dunno why he doesnt consider his lamp post a lethal weapon

Akali, talon, rengar, k6, twitch vayne wukong and shaco would all have stealth similar to eve's... or an elites from halo

Kogmaw would now run on a food system, similar to thresh's souls where he either had to buy food from the shop or dead minions would then become ammo

Mordekaiser's shield wouldnt deteriorate but would most likely become an obstruction if he accumulated too much

Nasus, veigar, and sion stacks would continue over from the last game, it would become a league project to continuously add to their stacks

Azir would have to carry sand around, or pull a garra and somehow grind the minerals into sand or something for his minions

Taric would have the best armor in the game since it would be made out of diamond

If they introduced a champion named frodo, vel koz would have a mortal enemy

Some of the taller champions could just stick their hands out and keep poppy out of reach

Heimer wouldnt be surprised that his turrets were as large as they are (he has a perfect IQ yet is surprised at this? what? hes the one who makes them!) He would also find something more efficient then throwing wrenches at his opponents

Pantheon lands so hard (assuming he is magically reinforced when he jumps) that he would get stuck in the ground

By turning off shadow effects on the options/ or providing a good enough source of light, zed would become useless

Trundle would be frozen because of touching true ice, or if lissandra gave him immunity to it, then everyone he hit would be frozen by it. His W would also cause enemies to slip and fall because its ice

Teemo would be in an eternal torture chamber for anyone to do what they please with him

Most female champions would get cleaved in half since they dont actually have any armor.

Champions would have to have a sit down before their first match when using flash to learn that it means it actually means they will move a short distance... not other things...

Just a few thoughts I had