I play mobile buff dispenser.
I don't play support. I play walking bag of gold.
I don't play ADC. I play chronic complainer.
I don't play mid. I play "I called it first" whether or not I actually did call it.
I do play top. I mean no matter what's happening I will never leave the lane. Ever.
Bu-but I like Supporting! I'm more than a walking bag of gold; I'm a beacon of hope for my weary allies!
It used to always be about who called mid first, but in most of my games recently people have been arguing over top more often than mid... It's whoever calls mid first and then like 3 people argue over top... I always just fill and get support :p
I used to play mid, but I switched to feed because I excel at it so much.
