Nasus skins and what they tell about their players

Meªt·5/11/2015, 7:39:30 PM·19 votes·5,895 views

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Please do Nasus next xD, I saw both posts and I'm just cracking a smile as wide as Sona's hips.

Thanks for the feedback on the first thread, wow! The Yasuo one got hella downvoted but it's now back at 1 so idc, I shoulda worked on that one more, but I'm gonna continue these with Nasus.

ALSO FYI TO MOST PEOPLE: THESE AREN'T SERIOUS POSTS, THEY ARE FOR FUN. Link to Draven :http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/miscellaneous/XKiI2khW-draven-skins-and-what-they-tell-about-the-players?show=flat
Link to Yasuo :http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/miscellaneous/1UiMgHKa-yasuo-skins-and-what-they-tell-about-their-players

Now without futher adieu: Nasus

Base Nasus Skin Like all base skins this could go either two ways. **1. **This summoner is new to Nasus. Take care when it is Nasus free week because you know that with the recent popularity of him he'll be spammed. Base Nasus Skins will be purely farm focused, and don't expect a solid teamfight with him. His Q damage will be hella, but he'll just be another player. **2.**If you see a Base Nasus Skin in ranked, then you'll be expecting a lackluster Nasus . He isn't great, and he'll be solely farming, letting Dragon go without TPing in for a teamfight for that extra three waves that he'll be getting, but when laning phase is over he'll be a great asset. Don't worry about Nasus , just keep going about your game.

**Galactic Nasus ** I'm sorry, you have a Nasus who is both cocky and poor. Horrible at judging when to TP in for a teamfight, and easily upset, this Nasus will likely keep you alerted about how much sexual intercourse he has had with your mother and how you should probably uninstall the game when he himself is doing extremely poorly.

**Pharoh Nasus ** Similar to Galactic, Pharoh will be another skin that represents immaturaty, but you can actually expect Pharoh to hold up to his talk a little better than Galactic. He'll come into the fights early game, and he'll be smart about his TP usage and engages, but don't let him die. If you let Pharoh Nasus die, then expect the salt to emerge from every location.

**Dreadknight Nasus ** You should have no issues with this Nasus's behavior. Happy, easygoing and loyal to the team effort he'll legitimately try his best to do well . Coordination is his forte, and although mistakes are common, he'll be asking for forgiveness and another chance, and will even apologize in defeat. Don't be mad at this Nasus , he really is trying his best.

**Riot K9 Nasus ** Congratulations you have found the Nasus of your dreams. This Nasus is capable of carrying the game and has no intention to let the enemy claim victory. Perfect zoning techniques, perfect farm, this K9 will be impeccable at the game. But he is also rather bossy. Listen to his orders however, because they will tend to be accurate and if followed correctly, win the game. If you lose, he will blame you, and chances are, he will be right to do so.

**Infernal Nasus ** As the skin itself is the victim of many Yaoi and Nasus-related adult cartoons, you should instantly be cautious of anyone who wields it. You can have either a Nasus that is spectacular at what he does, or a Nasus that is just eh, but there shouldn't be any Infernal Nasus's that you will find as atrociously horrible as their Pharoh and Galactic counterparts. This Nasus will also partake in many All-Chat arguments and provocations that you must be wary of.

**Archduke Nasus ** The gentleman. The humorous fellow. The loyal, and the happy. Archduke wants to win, and he will be a great player to have on your team, not only skill wise but personality wise. This Nasus will crack jokes, will mess around, and be all around fun while being a good player as well. You will be surprised with the level of patience he has for teammates, and his helpful attitude towards them, and in the end, give him a thumbs up in the Friendly category. Because he deserves it and you know it.

Thanks for reading, and give feedback/thumbs up if you like it~

22 Comments

The Lexer5/11/2015, 10:19:32 PM4 votes

I lost it at "This Nasus will likely keep you alerted about how much sexual intercourse he has had with your mother"

Garurumon5/11/2015, 7:41:24 PM3 votes

I have every Nasus skin, and I feel as Pharaoh Nasus players are usually the most experienced.

http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/Rustled%20My%20Jimmies/grand/Rustled-My-Jimmies-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-2707.gif

Karen Kujo5/12/2015, 8:03:41 AM2 votes

Do Lulu next!

Death by Kayn5/11/2015, 7:59:07 PM2 votes

This champion is new to Nasus

Just wanted to inform you that it should be summoner (or maybe this is intentional? idk)! Also, you're hilarious XD

AJStarhiker5/11/2015, 9:49:17 PM1 votes

I use Galactic because of the implied Stargate link. And yeah, I'm not so good at playing him, but I'm probably too busy trying to survive to say anything.

WhiskerWow5/11/2015, 11:33:37 PM1 votes

The infernal furry joke. Hehehe... This is kinda like a zodiac. Which kind of Nasus player are you?

Slippery5/11/2015, 11:53:32 PM1 votes

Do vayne or fizz please! These are amazing <3

Dunkrius2g5/12/2015, 12:19:29 AM1 votes

Would love to see Darius .

Skunt5/12/2015, 3:43:48 AM1 votes

I have Pharoh and Riot K9 and am bad at Nasus.

Pæan5/12/2015, 5:41:49 AM1 votes

Shaco pls........ DO Shaco there are so many skins to talk about! And you can reference illuminati or over stuffs

NinjaToad995/12/2015, 8:01:36 AM1 votes

Do Teemo next! Although it will take several days to get through all of his skins...

RaiseYourBortles5/12/2015, 12:27:05 PM1 votes

I thing Lee Sin would be interesting.

But it would be awesome if you did Zed, but he doesn't have many skins :/

The Bishop Piece5/12/2015, 6:22:38 PM1 votes

I have Dreadknight, Riot K-9, and Archduke. I'm really bad at Nasus

Ryu the first5/13/2015, 1:11:31 AM1 votes

Lol I have k-9 by Mystery Gift. I wish that would elevate my skills to God tier. Rito pls!

AngryGyarados5/13/2015, 7:25:02 AM1 votes

DREADKNIGHT FOREVER

Btw, I've lost about 80% of the games I've used Infernal. CS'ing is hard if you have two extra heads who also want biscuits, doe.

Desmuu5/18/2015, 6:17:31 AM1 votes

Please do Hecarim and Fiddlesticks! I'd love to see it.

Nekura Hitokage2/2/2016, 1:18:17 AM1 votes

I play infernal because I'm a complete pyro... I say as sweep the Kindred Warwick Xerath skins and Brand Shyvana existance under the rug >_>

Commit Sudoku5/11/2015, 7:54:22 PM1 votes

I got Galactic from mystery gift so yeah.... I'm not cocky I don't even play Susan

Toa of Death5/11/2015, 8:50:01 PM1 votes

Do Cho'Gath next, if you can. These are hilarious keep them coming.

SleepyLionCub5/11/2015, 8:51:33 PM1 votes

I have infernal nasus, and i can confirm, i am complete furry trash.