Dear Zed players, plz stop spamming Laugh Emote & tons of "lol noobs" related chats

BeatzBoyFTW·2/10/2016, 12:04:27 PM·7 votes·1,203 views

Like I get it, I can suck at most times feeding to you, and so do my teammates. I will get salty at most times(but not to an extent of getting permabanned unlike some people). But really doe, I love how Zed is the ONLY mid champ you can actually play well with.


Where's your Azir ? Oh, I bet you suck with him.

How about Ekko ? Pfft, probably feed 10x more than the first one.

Umm, Lissandra ? Ohh cool! So glad to see you knew how to pla- wait, wtf you bring her top instead of mid for??

Now don't give me bs about how Kassadin sucks and all. You wanna show how much your Plat+ elo means to you, then I'm sure it should be no problem for you to pick Kass instead of Zed, no matter what match-ups.

Yo, there's Ryze too- uhhh bruh, mid is right there, that's top you dope.


You think you're so good with Zed? Well yea, about 80% of the whole playerbase knew as well (except my own Zed teammates. I always get the sucky one). I just feel a little pity for you that you need to pick a champ that's:

  • energy based champ that doesn't need mana.

  • do a mage-type poke by throwing out your shadow & throw a few Qs.

  • needs tons of mobility to get your ass to safe places.

  • and finally, a point & click ult-kill, followed up by an R reclick to get you to safety for no reason.

6 Comments

darkmatchwaldo2/10/2016, 4:23:11 PM3 votes

I'm sure someone who's mastered Zed can thrash you on other champions too, just why not use the most OP one? You're forgetting a million other mid lane champions.

Ahri Brand Ezreal Diana Leblanc Lux Malzahar Orianna Talon Syndra Swain TwistedFate Varus Veigar Velkoz Viktor Zyra Ziggs Yasuo Xerath

alasarcher2/10/2016, 12:28:55 PM1 votes

Someone who can play Zed, can probably play variety of others champions too to high, even higher level. To master Zed is to master game itself.

The Bearded Bard2/10/2016, 4:32:22 PM1 votes

Why would you take Ryze or Liss mid lane? Top lane's where all the melee champs go.

Syruponrofls2/10/2016, 5:07:11 PM1 votes

I love it when people say that energy is basically resourceless. Well come late game most mana champs become manaless because they generally have a large mana pool, energy on the other hand has to be managed all the same throughout all stages of the game. And yes I am a dirty zed player, whoopy doo. But that doesnt mean I cant play any other champs. [slayer-jinx-unamused]

Tokogawaruf2/10/2016, 5:56:32 PM1 votes

You forgot to mention that Zed Players have this strange "Hobby" to think every other Champ that survives their All In once is an overpowered piece of garbade, thats unable to play "skill champs". Also they spam their Tier 5 more often than the rest.

Kotex2/10/2016, 6:09:55 PM1 votes

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