My name is BeatzBoyFTW, and I always get these types of teams......
Enemy Team:
A: top B: mid C: adc D: jg E: Supp
My Team:
Me: jg 1: Hey, hows everyone doin? 2: its kool, got me some yogurt. Me: wut is this, fking Teletubbies....? 1: I heard that mixing potatoes with spaghetti is the bomb 2: yea man, u shud try it out sometimes. 2: Btw, I made cupcakes 2 mins ago, so I may afk a bit 1: Oh its k, we can wait for u :3 Me: oh my god......
10 seconds to match
Me: Guys, call ur lanes already.... 3: Guise, im drunk, so i may play like shiet. 4: doesnt talk Me: This is fking elo hell...
Enemy Team
(A) picks Sion top (B) picks Zed mid (C) picks Cait adc (D) picks J4 jungle (E) picks Leona support
My Team
1: Imma pick Ryze top, I mean, I dunno shit about what he does or why is he famous for, but oh man, he sure is OP in LCS, imma definitely try it. 2: Renekton mid, he's actually OP man! (<---this actually happened in one of my games) 3: Lol, imma play Fiora adc. Still drunk fyi 4: silently picks LB support Me: U fking kidding me....
Enemy Team
A: Everyone, lets group mid together and haul our wombo-combo & win this match B: alright C: lets do dizz D: lolol ftw E: Got muhself Aegis, lets win this.
My Team
(saw whole enemy group at mid lane) Me: Guys, grp mid, where u guys fking going? 1: Brb, I need dem chicken camps 2: Im here man, its cool. Oh wait, Im OOM 3: Look at that bot lane pushing to enemy's inner turret! Brb, goin to push it 4: silently comes mid as 0/15 with no Sightstone, proceeds to 1v5 the shit out of them & died
Jeez, sometimes I wish that I have the option to switch teams whenever I'm in champion selection after looking at my kind of team behaviour.
