Listen up ADC's let me tell you why you're even in the family that is LoL

LICENSED HOOKER·7/13/2015, 12:04:35 AM·3 votes·156 views

Listen, you're the younger child that is spoiled, you get baby sat and you get fed.

SO DO YOU'RE ONE JOB.

A U T O - A T T A C K

If were taking tower, your job isn't to chase the reasonably fed Fizz under tower.. No matter how low he is because remember that q? The one that killed you last time you thought u could kill him as you followed him into that bush? No no you have one simple job just auto attack the damn tower. Why? Well because your older brother Shen is tanking 2 inner towers + taking damage from the Azir while your mother Cassiopeia is doing the best she can to protect you from a XinZhao . Why her you say? Well because you felt the need to dive Ashe you did killed her yes, but your dad Udyr died peeling the rest of her team off you. So would you just do us all a favor and auto attack the turret?

TL:DR

IM SICK OF THIS SHT STOP TRYING TO GET MORE KILLS JUST HIT THE GODDAMN TURRET GRAVES HIT IT.

Sadly we need u as much as we want to orphan you just do your one job, and we'll deal with your whining throughout the whole entire game.

4 Comments

ShuffledPancake7/13/2015, 12:07:21 AM1 votes

Spellcheck!

ShuffledPancake7/13/2015, 12:14:46 AM1 votes

{quoted} yes you did killed her, but your dad

Not really spellcheck more like grammar check The first part not the second part (it was for reference)