what I expect Tamm the River king's abilities to be like

arc95·6/19/2015, 11:23:02 PM·4 votes·715 views

figuring Rito is gonna pull another Ekko Kappa... here's my thoughts on Tamm :P

PASSIVE: awesomely awesome top hat: generates a aura of coolness that does 35 true damage per second

Q: Big Fish: Tamm shields himself 525/650/775/900/1000 hp for 5 seconds(or until shield is destroyed) and taunts any enemies who deal damage to him for 2 seconds if he is attacked within the first 2 seconds of activation

W: Nimble Fish: The River king spins knocking all enemies up in a radius and doing 150/175/200/225/250 physical damage+(80% AP)

E: Cool Fish: Passive- hes so damn cool that his aura now deal Armor and MR shred per second to all effected enemies _________Active- he lunges to(dash) and bites an enemy dealing 250 true damage +(80% AP)

R: The king fish: The River King jumps in the air and can flop down anywhere with in a moderate radius doing 500 AOE physical damage+(120% AP) and stuns all enemies in the radius for 5 seconds,then regenerates 50% total his health instantly and resets QWE cool-downs

dont worry guys i promise hes not super op...

This is supposed to be satirical not meant to be serious by any means :P

5 Comments

thepay36/19/2015, 11:30:45 PM2 votes

nice

ChaosThief6/20/2015, 1:29:13 AM2 votes

Excuse me, but his E needs damage per level.

250/400/550/700/850 base damage, to be balanced, yeah?

7ha7guy7776/20/2015, 1:46:50 AM2 votes

You forgot his second passive where his armor pen/ignore scales with his magic pen/ignore at a 1:1 ratio.