Just won the weirdest Blind Pick game through sheer Bard stupidity
At first I decided I wanted to just play MidTroll!Bard because we had a Skarner and the worst kind of team line-up ever, but it soon became one of the most enjoyable games I've ever had as Bard.
Top was Trundle and Teemo, I was Mid as Bard, Skarner was Jungle, and Annie was Bot. The opponents had Zac Top, Brand and Zyra Mid, Warwick Jungle, and Wukong Bot. Since I had to have 2 champs on my own, Teemo decided to help me at Mid. I did what I could but found that Annie kept pinging to Wukong so I had to roam and leave Teemo (he ended up 10/8/5, which isn't bad for such a clusterfuck of Champs together). I essentially acted as a secondary Jungler, ganking Wukong and making sure Annie didn't die too much (she ended up 15/9/4, I'd say that's not really dying much at all). I don't remember much in detail what happened the rest of the game, except that I kept outplaying Zyra and Warwick and ganked Wukong. I also remember how BM I was, taunting and baiting Wukong and Zyra for the entire game and somehow killing them in the process whether through teamfights or by myself. Even in the face of utter stupidity, we somehow won 45 - 52 by a horde of minions destroying their Nexus. I'm not sure how to upload it to YouTube (or send it to Magikarp), so I'll just list the scores:
I, Bard, was Level 18 at 5/6/21, and built
and
(last was going to be
). I went for max annoyance, mainly, and I was somehow able to use it effectively. Skarner was at Level 16 at 7/20/6; Trundle was Level 15 at 8/9/3 (somehow at a lower level than Skarner with a better score than the scorpion); Teemo was Level 18 at 10/8/5 going full AP; and Annie was also Level 18 at 15/9/4 going AP.Annie was the only one of us to manage a full build before the end.
Their Warwick went 9/14/8, Brand went 3/7/10 (somehow Brand didn't do well...then again, his opponent was Teemo), Zyra went 7/15/13, Zac got 13/4/15, and Wukong got a nice score of 20/5/4.
I know it wasn't just me, everyone did their part and we managed to win. Still, I aggro'd their entire team sometimes and managed to bait them into wasting time with 2 or 3 of us (and we won almost all of those teamfights), and like I said I did manage to aggro Warwick and Zyra and ended up killing them when Brand wasn't watching their backs. Gotta love Q stuns...and the mindgames with E/Q comboing into Ctrl+3 spam was probably enough to tilt them that it may have been the reason they played badly. There was this one time in it that I was by Midlane and baited the Warwick to a wall where I AA'd him to death from close to full health. He was bad, but it still made me feel powerful.
I just thought I'd share it on here, hope this makes your day (or night).