I hate jungling.

SexyTaylorSwift··1 votes·751 views

I'm sitting there at 3/0/1 at like 15 mins while bot is combined 2/8, mid is 1/6, top is 1/7 and I see all 4 of them "fid ur not doing anythign ffs" "camp mid fid im losing" "omg fid help top". Like what the actual fuck. Don't pick a lane if you can't play it.

5 Comments

Tabs2 votes

Welcome to hell.

Dr Clueless PhD1 votes

You lose every lane you don't play.

Jungling isn't the only role where you get to watch the game fall apart around you.

SexyTaylorSwift1 votes

True, but it's the only role where the other 4 blame you for them getting curbed stomped in lane lol.

Zanathax2 votes

Of course! It can't POSSIBLY be their fault that the jungler has ganked each of their lanes 3 or 4 times and you haven't been in their lane even once!

OMFG, bad jungler! N00b!

Of course, every single one of them is ignoring the fact that they've spent the ENTIRE game camped under the enemy laner's turret making it literally impossible for you to do anything productive to help them... except of course to come and 2v1 dive them under their tower and give up a double kill.

Especially when you told them at the beginning of the game to do everything they can to not push the lanes. This seems to make the above scenario 10000000000000000000x more likely to happen.

But, yes, it is your fault OP.

You're the jungler!

disclaimer: Please be able to recognize sarcasm when you see it, otherwise don't read the above post.

Inarasara1 votes

Tell them you're muting them all, and that if they need help to ping. Also, spamming ping will result in revoking their jungle help privileges.

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