I just want a team that goes positive score for once....

For once, it would be really nice if my bot lane didn't go 0/5 in 10 minutes.

For once i would like my Top lane to not die and lose his turret to something he should counter.

I would rather my jungle completely avoid ganks, if all he is going to do is try to down the turret then give my enemy laner a free kill literally just fucking standing there while the laner kills him.

I just cannot carry that much dead weight. I am not good enough to carry 4 idiots with the brain of a fuckin 5 year old. I'm just not, and probably never will be.

Is it really too much to ask for a team with some comprehensive ability? Is it? i Mean, at the very minimum please don't feed? Is that really tooooooo damn much to ask for?

Apparently so.. You know it's pretty fuckin bad when even the enemy team says "sorry for your team". You know it's fuckin bad when even the enemy team sympathizes with you.

THESE PEOPLE MAKE ME WANT TO SMASH MY KEYBOARD OVER MY HEAD REPEATEDLY.