R%%%%%ed things I experience after 1+ year of playing League.

This is all just according to my experiences I had with all my 1000+ games til being Silver 5, wondering how many of you guys can relate this. To all who despise this kind of thread, you don't have to read it and just move on to another thread, not even forcing you. So here it goes:

During champ selection

• when he joins champ selection late and called, but then notified by other 4 people that he didn't get it, still stubbornly says he got it first and then auto-locks.
• 4 perfect people who respects the 4 lanes, and there's this one idiot who goes "mid or feed".
• going troll picks in certain lanes (eg. LeBlanc support, Malzahar jungle)
• an idiot who can't withstands calling and arguing for a lane, so comes in and insta-lock the second he chose a champ like a real pusssy.
• insta-locks, then never carried game, just feed feed feed (you deserve some reports, y'know that)
• some dude says "me support? but I don't have support champs". Taric & Lux on a free week rotation, picks Riven support instead.

Beginning of Game

• always this one person who forgots to buy trinket.
• always, I mean ALWAYS, this one person who waits at pool till 1:30 minutes into game after minions spawn, ONLY THEN he proceeds to his lane, resulting in getting slow experiences & loss of jungler buffs. (why the fukk do you do this for? Go help cover the jungler's buffs, I don't even see any additional items in your slot)
• some random LCS-wanna-be guy who jumps onto turret and giving it 3 hits then gets executed. (some of them in some matches lost lane instead)

In-game

• when a certain dude or you tries to do a poke, instead, he/you gave them first blood instead.
• people who never leashes for you, and expects you to help win their lane (really?)
• guy who gots pentakill then says "lol you guys are so noob!"..............as Master Yi/Katarina (such cockiness indeed).
• people who never ward.
• some show off (Master Yi, Katarina) thinking he/she can pentakill, dives into enemy team, dies, then blames team. -* when your jungler decides to go into enemy jungle without awareness, resulting in surprise death in there, blames team (seriously.......)
• guys like Lee Sin or Tristana who always think their ults will deal a killing one-hit KO to enemies with 40% HP, instead, pushes enemy away further into safety with a sliver of HP left (don't show off pls)
• after Worlds, got a lot of copycats idiots who fails to actually copycat it 90% of the time.
• always a decline in my team, not the enemy team.
• when your teammate declines from the start til end of losing game and you request to report him, and then your opponents when "What for? It's not his fault". (Dude, when you know you have a shiet wifi that went THIS bad, don't play a new game instead of ruining our first 20 minutes of our life)
• this one guy who kepts on complaining how bad the champ he is using is, such as Sion or Azir ( ....then don't play him wtf, there is plenty of champs to pick from besides these two )

When your team is winning

• someone will be dc for no reason for pretty much long period of time before enemy kills your nexus.
• when you manage to kill their nexus turrets, your teammates won't want to end it, resulting in getting aced themselves instead and gotten a r%%%%%ed defeat in the end.
• when nexus is close to being dead, all 5 of you went to enemy pool and die, and then you realise the nexus aint dead yet, resulting in a stupidest defeat ever. (it's rare, but it happened before O.o)
• there's always a time where you guys got cocky, and you guys ended up 1v5 the enemy team one by one, then die, then gotten a defeat in the end.
• "lol, these guys pretty much suck. Let's end this"-a certain player

When your team is losing

• this one guy that all he does is the FRB. Flame. Rage. Blame.
• the guy who is the only tank champion in the team. Builds pure AP/AD instead of tank items. (dude, they have a tanky J4 & Malphite for Pete's sake)
• when the game seems like a total loss (eg. a 4 / 40 team KDA and you voted a surrender poll, and your team hits no as if they are waiting for a miracle.
• enemy team wins due to loads of vision, and your r%%%%%ed support Blitzcrank with KDA of 0/10/13 did nothing but builds pure AP with no sightstone.
• the moment when you think a certain enemy champ is just too broken and you wonder why was he/she never nerfed. (been there a hell lot :p)
• "it's just normals, why so serious?"-the exact same certain player.

Rank In-Game

• when your teammate gave first blood, and then one of your teammate AFK cause he think it's the end of the world (80% of the time, it's your ADC)
• when some guy claims to be a smurf and all they do is feed feed feed.
• during champ selection, as usual, 4 people who calls lanes first, then there's this one other brat who goes auto-locking for any roles he decides since he is first/2nd pick order.
• a guy who plays a rank game and picks a champ who he uses for the 1st time. (seriously feel like punching those people.....)

Man if only I had a wish, just one wish, I just want all these problems away, then I can play happily ever after. Haaaaaa....