Riven Skins and what they tell about their players

Hoho, hello and welcome back to the next installment of "__ Skins, and what they tell about their players". If you're not familier with this series, it is where I inform the community of what types of players play certain skins. Please refer to the bottom of the thread to see my other installments.

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**Classic ** As with all Classic skins, there are multiple options for how a Classic Riven will play.

• Take care if it is Riven free week because YOU KNOW everyone is out to imitate boxbox and his sweet plays. But CONTRARY to popular belief, she takes some practice (not a lot mind you), before she can melt faces. If you see a Classic Riven in normals on free week, then congratulations there is a good chance that you have a top lane feeding.
• If you see a Classic Riven in Ranked however, you are in luck. Probably the carry of your team, these Rivens have mastered the art of QQQQPENTA. Easy kills easy life.

**Crimson Elite ** EHHHHH..... No. The cocky, the vain, the ASSHOLE. I swear after every game with one of these, the post game chat is filled with beautiful material that could be highlighted on DiscoHeat's League of Children. And every mistake will be pinned on, no not herself haha you're silly, BUT YOU. Not even a THOUGHT that she could have done something wrong, it's you. If you thought that your experience with this game couldn't degrade any fruther, then you are lucky to not have met this person.

**Redeemed ** These Riven's don't need any ganks, don't need to explain themselves, don't even need to be questioned after instalocking. Because they live up to their expectations of being a good Riven. Truly for whatever misdeed they might have done in the past, this Riven lives up to her name and Redeems herself in every game.

**Battle Bunny ** Wait I apologize for my Crimson Elite entry, I was thinking that's the worst that life could bring you BUT I WAS WRONG. Oh god, SO many missed ults, SO many failed lanes, SO many minions left un-last-hitted, but the worst of all has to be the salt just GENERATED in that lane. Like salt literally spawns around her feet when she's in-game. Every possible insult ever CONCEIVED has been thrown around by a Battle Bunny like it was their daily dose of swearing. Let me name off a few common phrases that you'll hear a Battle Bunny say.

• stay in bronze kiddo -LOL your reports wont do anything
• [All] every time my team so bad
• (Any word synonymous with bad): Bad, Baddie, Scrub, Noob, Shitface, Substandard (lol im kidding no Battle Bunny has the vocabulary to use a word longer than 8 letters). -(Any word synonymous with homosexual) -(Any word that has to do with your social status)
• 09:13 [All]: gg this team ffs -(Any form of implying that your mother has had sexual intercourse with this Battle Bunny) -(After Game Chat): WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE SHIT TEAMS -Stop fking crying get better -KS REPORTED -do us a favor and uninstall -(Any form of telling other playing that they should end their own lives)

Now this is just the first tier of saltiness you'll get from a Battle Bunny. Tier 1 is composed of keyboardwarrioring the standard expected lines meant to insult. Tier 2 is the creative insults. After Tier 1 has been sucked dry, a Battle Bunny will usually move forward with Tier 2 and start spewing shit that you didn't know even existed. To an extent you have to applaud their creativity (jk). Examples of tier two: -(Any combination of a swear word and a completely uncorrelated word): fuckwit, douchenozzle, shiterade, assgranola, etc. -(Inserting the word "gay" with the skin that you might be using): gay terror thresh, gaywood ashe, justigay aatrox -(You'll start seeing racial slurs here intertwined with metaphoric words to create poems of hate)

A good Battle Bunny might even jump straight into Tier 2 out of nowhere and I wouldn't be surprised. Screw you Shaella. Anyways..

**Championship **

See Redeemed Riven but just a lot more rare and a lot more likely for them to add you as a friend and ask if you're interested in Lol30AccountBotting or EloBoostingForCheap. Otherwise they don't speak in game and do great.

**DragonBlade ** You have a decent player playing a champion that they love when you see a Dragon Blade Riven. Not too salty to the team, and not too shy this Riven will be glad to carry your team to victory, WITH ONE DOWNSIDE. Ohhh she's cocky. "GG Ez" is a phrase used OFTEN with her, and she will bash the enemy team in a heartbeat if they do poorly. If you're fine with that and have low moral standards then congratulations on your free win :)

Thanks for reading, have a nice day. Link to my other threads: :http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/miscellaneous/XKiI2khW-draven-skins-and-what-they-tell-about-the-players?show=flat :http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/miscellaneous/1UiMgHKa-yasuo-skins-and-what-they-tell-about-their-players :http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/miscellaneous/gtijOM2A-nasus-skins-and-what-they-tell-about-their-players :http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/miscellaneous/11N7ELgE-chogath-skins-and-what-they-tell-about-their-players