Reasons One For All + URF can NEVeR Happen

Crett·Nov 8, 2015·34 votes·3,805 views

Can'tK illTheZIL, also cannot escape the ZiL, cannot catch the ZiL, and cannot at any point not have a time bomb on you http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/f/fa/Sear.png/revision/latest?cb=20130929122708&format=webp mess with the bull and you get to leave the earth's orbit A rumbling avalanche of fat that teleports across the map constantly and messily grinds anything in it's path to dust NoExplanationNecessary This is honestly the worst one, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Kog'maw One For All is a plague upon the game mode, Kog'maw Urf is extremely frustrating to play against Combine the two, and entire teams will AFK

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Princess EmmaNov 8, 201528 votes

Chogath Gonna get knocked up more than the whole series 16 and pregnant

KrinuNov 8, 20156 votes

That match would make somebody pay child support.

BârdNov 8, 201522 votes

Malzahar who even NEEDS minion waves?

ChaosThiefNov 8, 201514 votes

"Guys they're pushing mid."

"We have 3 super minions per wave, that'll hold them back."

"That isn't stopping them."

Hyrum GraffNov 8, 20156 votes

{quoted}

"Guys they're pushing mid."

"We have 3 super minions per wave, that'll hold them back."

"That isn't stopping them."

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SpecterVonBarenNov 8, 201514 votes

Jokes on you, Malz's voidlings deal attack damage.

7ha7guy777Nov 8, 20153 votes

And the game would be over before anyone could finish banner

Hyrum GraffNov 8, 20159 votes

{quoted}

Jokes on you, Malz's voidlings deal attack damage.

I've played AD malz* and knew someone would point this out.

######*WHICH JUST GOT SO MUCH BETTER WITH NEW REAVER. FULL AD WITH NO MANA ISSUES AND 40% CDR

JingerbeardmanNov 8, 20151 votes

except ~~minions~~ voidlings do not benefit from crit...

ChaosThiefNov 9, 20152 votes

Malz does though, plus CDR + mana on his crits, which is all he needs.

7ha7guy777Nov 9, 20152 votes

But he doesn't build crit or attack speed because voidlings cannot crit and have a set attack speed. He needs cdr, mana, armor pen/shred, and ad. Manamune is cheaper and gives him mana sustain after 750 gold. ER takes 3500 gold to give him mana sustain occassionally with increased frequency based on stats he won't build.

JingerbeardmanNov 9, 20152 votes

AD malz doesnt usually get in close enough to auto attack, he instead leaves his voidlings to do that. But who knows, things can change. The biggest challenge will always be making sure your voidlings stay on target.

Yosuke ApperuNov 9, 20151 votes

That, and the fact that often times turret will auto target them ;-;

Zair UmbrasNov 9, 20151 votes

Neither does Ez, but everyone keeps saying he's getting the most buffs out of the marksmen.

JingerbeardmanNov 9, 20151 votes

Yes and no. A properly played adc ezreal will auto attack plenty and benefit from that crit. What is really helping him is the new options for CDR in marksman builds. Essence reaver with tri force gets you to 40% cdr without having to build lucidity boots which opens a ton of options for him.

while he may not auto nearly as much as other Marksman with how skill heavy his playstyle happens to be. He will still get in more than enough attacks inbetween those skills.

SH AzykanNov 9, 20151 votes

could already win games before 14 mins in urf...cant even imagine what 5 of them would be doing (no one would be getting any IP though...since games would end too fast lol

TurquoiseYoshiNov 8, 201516 votes

Poppy Good luck trying to figure out who can hit whom. Taric Permastun. Always permastun. Vayne Alistar Jayce Let's play soccer!

CrissDeBonTacosNov 9, 20151 votes

That poppy ...damn i would love to play them in that mode ! ahaha my god ! :P and btw she can play soccer too ;)

Rundus1Nov 8, 201515 votes

But what happens when two of those teams face each other... Can a potential permastun (Brand) beat an AOE one (zil / veig)? Can Kog take Veig? These questions need answers.

Autrah FangNov 8, 201520 votes

{quoted}

But what happens when two of those teams face each other...

the world explodes

Chaotic ReksNov 8, 201512 votes

Anivia I PRESENT: THE ICE BOX

BorblandNov 8, 20159 votes

Karthus YOU SHALL NOT PASS !

Actually xPekeNov 8, 20158 votes

Teemo Unleash the demons from hell. also Lux Velkoz

YrzenNov 8, 20157 votes

{quoted}

This is honestly the worst one, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Kog'maw One For All is a plague upon the game mode, Kog'maw Urf is extremely frustrating to play against Combine the two, and entire teams will AFK

Someone hasn't played Sona.

I know she was gutted in the rework, but one for all Sona is still an unstoppable wrecking ball and URF Sona is still an infinitely sustaining god of hatred. URF Sona is literally all about pressing QWE over and over constantly until someone dies, and it's probably not going to be the one always at full health.

Combine the two and you'll be hard pressed to get any damage onto them or ever be anywhere near THE MOB.

SulghunterNov 9, 20151 votes

The Silent Quintet.

SaphixiaNov 8, 20156 votes

Azir Fizz this will give me nightmares

TurquoiseYoshiNov 8, 20151 votes

I can confirm, Fizz OFA is pretty hilarious to watch. I don't know how good it is because our opponents were the anti-assassins Kindred

SaphixiaNov 8, 20152 votes

I played an OFA game as fizz, which was actually my first time ever as fizz. I carried the game [zombie-brand-facepalm]

IronwallJacksonNov 8, 20154 votes

I want URF-OFA Gnar. Yo, the CC will be real. No one will be free of it.

MrElyNov 8, 20154 votes

As cancerous as these team comps may be, they do sound like fun to play as.

warpenguin555Nov 8, 20153 votes

But what about Doom Bots VS URF?

DirkTarTarNov 9, 20151 votes

oh ma gawwwwd

Mistress MadokaNov 9, 20151 votes

Nonono, you want "Ultra Rapid Hexakill Doom Ascension of the Poro King Mirror mode: Twisted Treeline"

Riot I accept 30RP Installments for use of my Ideas that are just stealing your Ideas and Slapping them all together.

warpenguin555Nov 9, 20151 votes

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Nonono, you want "Ultra Rapid Hexakill Doom Ascension of the Poro King Mirror mode: Twisted Treeline"

Riot I accept 30RP Installments for use of my Ideas that are just stealing your Ideas and Slapping them all together.

Forgot nemesis

Yosuke ApperuNov 9, 20153 votes

Wait... don't you see friend? This is why it has GOT to happen! Please Riot! <3

SingadyNov 9, 20153 votes

Let's be honest, that's not the real reason.

The real reason is because you have to do One for all+Urf+HEXAKILL first

TheBestWorstPlyrNov 8, 20152 votes

Heimerdinger URF: Spam R W One for all: Spawn trap the enemy team

ThunderSqueakNov 8, 20152 votes

Would you like to move? Sejuani too bad.

MelledoneusNov 9, 20152 votes

Darius It's time to D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-DUNK!

Da-ri-oh.

Zair UmbrasNov 9, 20151 votes

Evelynn . You all have it all wrong. This... This right here will make you ragequit.

ChaosThiefNov 9, 20151 votes

HATE SPIKE DIARRHEA

Kind of like a windmill.

+1 if you got the reference.

HayRossNov 9, 20151 votes

Gangplank The entire god damn map is barrels and you can't use any form of CC

ChaosThiefNov 9, 20151 votes

Don't forget the cannon barrages.

I would be the AP gankplank, so you would probably hate me the most :3

HayRossNov 9, 20151 votes

On every one for all game, if we weren't a tank, I would build tank.

Just look at this: http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/1988050592/209877961?tab=overview and see which Yasuo doesn't belong

I still managed to 1v1 one of them before the game ended, and even I don't have any fucking clue how that happened

BakedLotionNov 9, 20151 votes

Ahri l0l

PuReDominatioNnNov 9, 20151 votes

Nidalee Vladimir Just what do you do to kill them

Kuroi86Nov 9, 20151 votes

Pantheon MANDROP!!!!

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs] [slayer-pantheon-rainbows]

StephenizgodNov 9, 20151 votes

Morgana : Enemy team can not move... ever... also they are permanently immune to CC and are 80% immune to spells...
Yorick : The Ghouls... THE GHOULS!!!!
Kayle : God help you once they all get Nashors... god help you...
Soraka : ... ... No words....

DestaiceNov 9, 20151 votes

Shaco

CrissDeBonTacosNov 9, 20151 votes

You see.... almost , and i think ALL Champ can be so freaking op in that mode , thats WHY it can happen ! :O that could be so freaking nice !
And btw a team of sona urf or Hec can rekt too man ;) i really want to see this ! :D