In response to all those Tahm Kench "hype quotes"

Taric the Gay··35 votes·4,456 views

Here's some things you can shout out when someone locks in Taric:

The Hammer of Glamour Fear the Queer Display the Gay The Twink in the Pink The Outrageous is Contagious The Plush who can Crush The Moans from the Stones The Femme with the Gem The Clatter with the Shatter Can't Slo-mo the Homo The Dazzle to my Razzle Call in... Taric the Barbaric

Tahm Kench ain't got nothing on me now.

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Bottom Laner9 votes

The ass of glass The gay display The hammer for the glamour The knight for your night The divinity of your virginity

Taric the Gay1 votes

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The ass of glass The gay display The hammer for the glamour The knight for your night The divinity of your virginity

I really like the Hammer of Glamour one :)

Only Play Darius5 votes

Can't slow-mo the homo

Nasus Oh really?

Thin Air2 votes

He certainly make sure it stays withered :)

VesperNadal3 votes

Wtf? Where the hell do you come up with this?

Nixtarma2 votes

The Jewels that Ru-els (rules) Thank the Tank

...that's all I got. Good thread. -Nixtarma

B1naryB0t2 votes

"You are merely ass, waiting to be smashed."

Silents4292 votes

I get he is a bit, flamboyant, and might end up being Leagues first homosexual champion. But do we need to make it a stereotype? I think RR said he didn't want Taric to lose his humorous aspects, but wanted to make it so HE wasn't the joke.

Taric the Gay2 votes

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I get he is a bit, flamboyant, and might end up being Leagues first homosexual champion. But do we need to make it a stereotype? I think RR said he didn't want Taric to lose his humorous aspects, but wanted to make it so HE wasn't the joke.

Riot really has no problem with capitalizing on stereotypes to begin with. There's a lot of champions who are made into jokes, not just Taric. Gragas is ridiculed for being fat, Mundo for being "retarded", Urgot for being ugly, Amumu for being an emo (Riot even made a skin about this) and the list goes on. There are a bunch of factors about Taric's look that are increasingly feminine/gay. But his demeanor and voice itself are very masculine. Even in his gameplay Taric's mechanics are very masculine in that he charges head first into battle rather than being a scared girl hiding in the back lines in fact, he defends allies by being a bulwark for his team to hide behind. Is that stereotypically gay?

And if you're going to say that the pink skin, gem encrusted armor and permed hair are all indicators of being stereotypically gay please, take a look at Mick Jagger. Well maintained hair, eye glitter, skin tight leather outfits, a bare chest, sings in a higher octave than his regular voice and yet he has probably shagged over 100 women in his life time. Not gay but sure as hell looks the part, right? Taric does the same things Mick Jagger did only he is gay, but how is it stereotypical if one of the grandest womanizers in the last decade behaved that way? That's what I would like to know.

TouchpadExpert1 votes

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Riot really has no problem with capitalizing on stereotypes to begin with. There's a lot of champions who are made into jokes, not just Taric. Gragas is ridiculed for being fat, Mundo for being "retarded", Urgot for being ugly, Amumu for being an emo (Riot even made a skin about this) and the list goes on. There are a bunch of factors about Taric's look that are increasingly feminine/gay. But his demeanor and voice itself are very masculine. Even in his gameplay Taric's mechanics are very masculine in that he charges head first into battle rather than being a scared girl hiding in the back lines in fact, he defends allies by being a bulwark for his team to hide behind. Is that stereotypically gay?

And if you're going to say that the pink skin, gem encrusted armor and permed hair are all indicators of being stereotypically gay please, take a look at Mick Jagger. Well maintained hair, eye glitter, skin tight leather outfits, a bare chest, sings in a higher octave than his regular voice and yet he has probably shagged over 100 women in his life time. Not gay but sure as hell looks the part, right? Taric does the same things Mick Jagger did only he is gay, but how is it stereotypical if one of the grandest womanizers in the last decade behaved that way? That's what I would like to know.

I don't know how to take you seriously sometimes. You go around making all these gay statements then turn around and make these elaborate counter arguements. Who are you really?

Taric the Gay1 votes

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I don't know how to take you seriously sometimes. You go around making all these gay statements then turn around and make these elaborate counter arguements. Who are you really?

I am Taric, The boy Gem wonder.

TouchpadExpert1 votes

You're a funny dude is what you are.

Silents4292 votes

Just because some other champions are following a stereotype doesn't mean it's a good thing. Making a playful remark is fine, but having Taric be in your face about it just seems wrong.

Everyone's going to have a different perspective on how far is to far, I can laugh at it, I really would laugh if I heard Taric say this in game, but only to laugh, he would never be someone I'd want to pick if I was going to choose someone.

Understandably some people enjoy playing Mundo for his, attitude. But Taric needs to be tasteful as a character that /says/ something funny, not him himself being funny. If that makes sense.

Taric the Gay1 votes

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Just because some other champions are following a stereotype doesn't mean it's a good thing. Making a playful remark is fine, but having Taric be in your face about it just seems wrong.

Everyone's going to have a different perspective on how far is to far, I can laugh at it, I really would laugh if I heard Taric say this in game, but only to laugh, he would never be someone I'd want to pick if I was going to choose someone.

Understandably some people enjoy playing Mundo for his, attitude. But Taric needs to be tasteful as a character that /says/ something funny, not him himself being funny. If that makes sense.

Riot's track record says otherwise. Unless the Chinese overlords have an issue with it (Like Graves' cigar) nothing will be done about it. I think for this reason and this reason only Taric is not openly announced as being gay by Riot. Tencent would roll in their graves and start firing people immediately for this.

Taric is getting a rework very shortly. You may want to reconsider that statement once it hits live and if you find yourself playing as him to embrace his identity.

Taric is being tasteful. He is a strong, mild-mannered gay champion who functions in a manner befitting a hero. He is playing by the rules of being tasteful. If he weren't being portrayed in a tasteful manner he would be wearing ass-less chaps, a slave collar, have an ability where he humps his target and would moan after every kill he racks up. That would be tasteless.

But it hasn't gotten that far and everything about Taric portrays him in a role of superiority. Even in the fan fiction relationship with Ezreal it is believed that Taric is the one who "wears the pants" in the relationship. Taric is the one who goes into man mode and saves the day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGy5ZJ8cSUE

Witness how Taric is typically depicted by the community. He breaks his back to save Ezreal, doing all the hard work, beating out insurmountable odds and coming out on top. Only to pass on the praise to Ezreal. That's Taric in a nut shell for you there. When Ezreal is around he is all cuddly and cute and when Ezreal is in danger Taric is not one to be trifled with. How is he being portrayed tastelessly/poorly again?

Silents4291 votes

Riot's track record says otherwise. Unless the Chinese overlords have an issue with it (Like Graves' cigar) nothing will be done about it. I think for this reason and this reason only Taric is not openly announced as being gay by Riot. Tencent would roll in their graves and start firing people immediately for this.

This tells me you really don't understand Chinese censorship laws.

Taric is getting a rework very shortly. You may want to reconsider that statement once it hits live and if you find yourself playing as him to embrace his identity.

That's going to be the stance? The trains already rolling so I better get used to it? Also, TARICS GETTING A REWORK?! WHOA?? /s

Taric is being tasteful. He is a strong, mild-mannered gay champion who functions in a manner befitting a hero. He is playing by the rules of being tasteful. If he weren't being portrayed in a tasteful manner he would be wearing ass-less chaps, a slave collar, have an ability where he humps his target and would moan after every kill he racks up. That would be tasteless.

That's how he is currently being portrayed in game yes, and we were never talking about how he currently was, I was talking about the new one, where suggest he should act like a stereotype since Riots done it before, and I say I otherwise.

What you don't understand is that if current Taric uttered a stupid phrase like "Fear the Queer" it would literally be out of character, he is suppose to be a calming, even tempered and well mannered. It's as unfitting as giving somelike Yorick the voice of Lux, it would stand out heavily and only serve to make the champion a joke. (The exact thing RR said he didn't want new Taric to be)

But it hasn't gotten that far and everything about Taric portrays him in a role of superiority. Even in the fan fiction relationship with Ezreal it is believed that Taric is the one who "wears the pants" in the relationship. Taric is the one who goes into man mode and saves the day.

Witness how Taric is typically depicted by the community. He breaks his back to save Ezreal, doing all the hard work, beating out insurmountable odds and coming out on top. Only to pass on the praise to Ezreal. That's Taric in a nut shell for you there. When Ezreal is around he is all cuddly and cute and when Ezreal is in danger Taric is not one to be trifled with. How is he being portrayed tastelessly/poorly again?

Irrelevant what some fanfiction writers think. The video also portray Taric in a comedic fasion, the joke of the video is that no one would expect Taric to be that raging warrior, that's it, it's a joke. Not how he is actually portrayed, and even prior to that the video slips in a bunch of glitter, a love relationship with Ezreal and all that crap.

You can't just ignore what he says and how he acts by just focusing on actions. If someone releases a badmouthing black hero wielding a 9mm and has sagging pants, but still saves people? It doesn't mean the hero isn't stupidly racist just because we focus on the idea he saved people.

Just like Taric (in the video) is clearly depicted as the stereotype of a gay until suddenly he is in a hulk mode, which even conflicts with a gay Taric, or the current Taric.

Taric the Gay1 votes

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This tells me you really don't understand Chinese censorship laws.

That's going to be the stance? The trains already rolling so I better get used to it? Also, TARICS GETTING A REWORK?! WHOA?? /s

That's how he is currently being portrayed in game yes, and we were never talking about how he currently was, I was talking about the new one, where suggest he should act like a stereotype since Riots done it before, and I say I otherwise.

What you don't understand is that if current Taric uttered a stupid phrase like "Fear the Queer" it would literally be out of character, he is suppose to be a calming, even tempered and well mannered. It's as unfitting as giving somelike Yorick the voice of Lux, it would stand out heavily and only serve to make the champion a joke. (The exact thing RR said he didn't want new Taric to be)

Irrelevant what some fanfiction writers think. The video also portray Taric in a comedic fasion, the joke of the video is that no one would expect Taric to be that raging warrior, that's it, it's a joke. Not how he is actually portrayed, and even prior to that the video slips in a bunch of glitter, a love relationship with Ezreal and all that crap.

You can't just ignore what he says and how he acts by just focusing on actions. If someone releases a badmouthing black hero wielding a 9mm and has sagging pants, but still saves people? It doesn't mean the hero isn't stupidly racist just because we focus on the idea he saved people.

Just like Taric (in the video) is clearly depicted as the stereotype of a gay until suddenly he is in a hulk mode, which even conflicts with a gay Taric, or the current Taric.

What do you know about Chinese censorship laws? Please, I would like to be better informed on how they work.

You said you wouldn't ever pick Taric. Is it because you think he is bad? I am sure that after his rework Taric will certainly be an improvement over his former self and people will be lining up to play him more than they have in the past. Taric is pretty weak in the meta so moving him in any direction is probably a step towards improving his performance levels in game.

I was talking about him as he currently is. Taric's new identity probably will be similiar to how he already is. I don't think it will be nearly as drastic as the personality shifts of Poppy or Tristana but only time will tell.

This list of sayings are just what people in the community can say about him when he gets locked in. I never suggested these to be replacements to his current dialogue. If that is what you thought I was saying, I was not. This thread stemmed out of a game when one of my teammates locked in Tahm Kench and two other teammates went on a short bout with all of the "Unbench the Kench, Unload the toad" hype train stuff. So I wanted Taric to get his own hype train so I mimiced the literary style of the Tahm Kench sayings and applied them to Taric. These are not dialogue replacement suggestions I am making to Riot. If they were I would post them in a more appropriate thread or (god forbid) on Reddit.

The video and the fan fiction I don't think puts Taric in a bad light at all. He is gay, yes, but he is a devoted man who deeply cares about Ezreal and fights honorably and is a notable warrior on the battlefield. He isn't being depicted in a negative manner in my eyes.

But there isn't a bad-mouthing black hero with a 9mm who saves people all while wearing saggy pants. Not all black people dress or act that way. Likewise, not all gay people dress and act a certain way too. Taric dresses in armor made out of gemstones, furry boots and a perm. Outwardly, he is very gay. But he's really only gay in how he looks, not how he handles, speaks, behaves or otherwise. And the way he looks is part of what makes him so strong, he is very unassuming. Size him up, underestimate him and he will make you pay for it. I like that message behind how he functions in game. Taric is a gay champion who people ridicule and who Taric then proceeds to stomp out in game. Taric is a strong man who just happens to dress effeminately. There's nothing wrong with that.

It seemed pretty accurate to me. Pressing R gives Taric major stat boosts and on a support those stat boosts are very significant. There are inaccuracies and over exaggerations involved in that video but for the most part it depicts how he functions in game. At the press of a button Taric goes from being a passive bulwark to a savage warrior able to beat out the odds.

KalkiKrosah1 votes

I can only express puzzlement, which borders on alarm...

Captain Aishi1 votes

damn that outrageous one is good

Taric the Gay2 votes

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damn that outrageous one is good

You can also reword it to be "It's contagious to be outrageous." It flows better but is longer to type out.

rtbf2061059051 votes

The unseen Gay, is the Deadliest.

Taric the Gay1 votes

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The unseen Gay, is the Deadliest.

Which is why I like bushes so much.

Tysmin1 votes

comenting for future ref

The Loveless1 votes

Taric isn't gay. Stop.

The Bearded Bard1 votes

Taric is a fictional character and can be whatever any individual wants him to be.

The Loveless6 votes

Okay Han Solo is gay too and Chewie is his lover.

Catastrop2 votes

You've clearly never read fanfiction.

The Bearded Bard3 votes

If that's what you got from the movie, so be it.

Rendarkan1 votes

The Glass Ass of Class that can pass outrageous gas.

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