In response to all those Tahm Kench "hype quotes"

Taric the Gay·1/8/2016, 5:42:59 PM·35 votes·4,456 views

Here's some things you can shout out when someone locks in Taric:

The Hammer of Glamour Fear the Queer Display the Gay The Twink in the Pink The Outrageous is Contagious The Plush who can Crush The Moans from the Stones The Femme with the Gem The Clatter with the Shatter Can't Slo-mo the Homo The Dazzle to my Razzle Call in... Taric the Barbaric

Tahm Kench ain't got nothing on me now.

29 Comments

Bottom Laner1/8/2016, 6:47:33 PM9 votes

The ass of glass The gay display The hammer for the glamour The knight for your night The divinity of your virginity

Only Play Darius1/9/2016, 10:27:39 AM5 votes

Can't slow-mo the homo

Nasus Oh really?

VesperNadal1/8/2016, 5:45:24 PM3 votes

Wtf? Where the hell do you come up with this?

Silents4291/9/2016, 7:33:12 PM2 votes

I get he is a bit, flamboyant, and might end up being Leagues first homosexual champion. But do we need to make it a stereotype? I think RR said he didn't want Taric to lose his humorous aspects, but wanted to make it so HE wasn't the joke.

Nixtarma1/9/2016, 3:09:17 AM2 votes

The Jewels that Ru-els (rules) Thank the Tank

...that's all I got. Good thread. -Nixtarma

B1naryB0t1/9/2016, 7:29:02 PM2 votes

"You are merely ass, waiting to be smashed."

KalkiKrosah1/8/2016, 10:10:22 PM1 votes

I can only express puzzlement, which borders on alarm...

Captain Aishi1/8/2016, 11:13:10 PM1 votes

damn that outrageous one is good

The Loveless1/9/2016, 11:40:16 AM1 votes

Taric isn't gay. Stop.

Rendarkan1/9/2016, 1:01:32 PM1 votes

The Glass Ass of Class that can pass outrageous gas.

rtbf2061059051/9/2016, 12:04:18 AM1 votes

The unseen Gay, is the Deadliest.

Tysmin1/9/2016, 12:10:32 AM1 votes

comenting for future ref