I just finished my Nuzlocke today and...
I would like to thank the following:
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Isaac the Slowbro. I initially caught you for spite, to make the friend i was going against jealous, and I named you Isaac after the Biblical character, because I was planning on sacrificing you in a cage battle to save my better pokemon. But God had greater plans for you, because after all my pokes suffered unfortunate crits, you stood by me, and proceeded to be the most powerful pokemon I have ever seen.
Midas the Ho-oh. I caught you because you were something OP and you fit into my types for Catastro-locke, but you were a Jolly old man, consumed by greed. After hours of grinding you on poliwhirls and goldeens, you became the most terrifying thing on earth, stopping at nothing to conquer gold version.
A moment for the lost:
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Onii-chan
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When It Rains (it Tauros) the Tauros
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Hrelp the Golduck
Charity the Flareon
Saigo the Crocanaw
Dunsparce the Geodude
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Sorrow the Zubat
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Swag Beetle the Pinsir
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Chosen One the Growlithe
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Sweepa the Dragonaire
and last, but not least
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Free-lo the Sentret
Thank all of you for your help, and now that I have defeated the champion, you may walk this earth again. In this quest, I nearly gave up, found a shiny hoppip, nearly gave up, got crit, and conquered after over 43 hours of playing.
Thank you, and fuck you nuzlocke
Youre the best and worst thing to happen to my summer