How does Fizz keep such a sparkling white smile?

Chatillon··60 votes·3,343 views

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JustMonika1311 votes

He brushes his teeth with a toothbrush rinsed with the tears of his haters (which would include me).

Chatillon4 votes

Tears are filled with salt, and you know what they say https://thenaturalways.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/salt-is-a-health-food.jpg

Hyrum Graff10 votes

FYI, the claim that "chewing trident is good for your dental health" (or any other gum) is true only because the physical motion of chewing stimulates saliva flow, which is good for your teeth.

Ie, it's just as good to chew on literally anything that's chewy, as to chew on gum.

Chatillon5 votes

c'mon man

Appreciate the mem-may :c

Hyrum Graff23 votes

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c'mon man

Appreciate the mem-may :c

I guess you could call me

http://thestayathomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/buzz.jpg

a buzz killer

Chatillon6 votes

[zombie-brand-facepalm] leaves the room

Fat Beef1 votes

Chatillon2 votes

https://imgflip.com/s/meme/The-Most-Interesting-Man-In-The-World.jpg

I don't always post blank memes, but when I do, It's to make a joke about an above comment that is also blank

Fisherman Fízz4 votes

Nice meme

Void Nargacuga1 votes

You should see what that one "I got instagibbed by Fizz with 5100 health!" player is saying now...

Fisherman Fízz1 votes

Yea I've seen already, not even taking more time to reply to that nonsense hes talking about, I wish he was registered on replay.gg so I could see his game..

Void Nargacuga1 votes

Found out he never mentioned his Masteries, also includes his runes. Which is this: https://i.gyazo.com/1142cf8177de7371518c85be610b5ae0.png

There are just too many variables to go over for such an occurrence. Were they in a teamfight? Where they already low? Etc, etc...

Chatillon1 votes

Gameplay Post?

Chatillon2 votes

Leave it to God, we can't save them ourselves

Void Nargacuga2 votes

You mean the figment of everyone's imagination?

Chatillon4 votes

I don't go around telling you what you believe in is wrong do I?

Please have some respect for others and their beliefs, I would appreciate it.

Void Nargacuga2 votes

Sorry. Personally I've just lost a lot of faith in the religion i was grown up on. I'm not saying I hate people who are religious, I have quite a few very religious friends and I don't question their beliefs. I don't harp on other religions and I don't force anyone to see things my way either. I don't like seeing other people force things on someone else as well.

So. We even?

Chatillon1 votes

Yeah :) Thank you for your apology. I know people so often do a terrible job being spokespersons for their religion. Like being a Christian, I know we all make mistakes and it often breaks my heart to see how other people view us sometimes because one person was rude or portrayed us in a bad way.

So I apologize on behalf of the people that made you see that religion, whatever it was, in that way.

Void Nargacuga1 votes

It was more like I just started questioning things and started looking into it... Coincidentally its Christianity. No offense to you there or anyone. Honestly it wasn't any single person. Guess it was more my curiosity getting to me and wanting to get to the bottom of things. Things started not adding up to me. Not going into detail.

Chatillon1 votes

right right, I understand I'm a stranger and this is the meme boards

Glad we talked thou

Void Nargacuga1 votes

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs] Yep!

It was nice!

Astrophysicality2 votes

I thought you were gonna say that it was from all the bleach that his enemies drank after playing against him summoner 6

Chatillon1 votes

But how would that clean fizz's teeth 0.0

OH MAN NOT GOOD1 votes

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The Deckowner1 votes

It's so obvious, Fizz live in the sea, sea water contains lots of salt, salt is good for dental health.

Chatillon1 votes

Obviously, brilliant minds think alike

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