New VO Lines for Shaco's Eventual VU

Hey guys / girls,

After Shaco popped up on free week I started wondering about how his eventual VU would go. Jumping off that, I started thinking up some new VO lines for him (since new VO's come with VU's for older champions).

Some things I think are necessary:

1.) Keep the ever-talented Adam Harrington as Shaco's voice.

2.) Make Shaco a bit more menacing than what he is now.

Right now I feel like Shaco is lacking that extra "oomph" that could make him a really disturbing character. Part of this is due to his lack of lines, as with all older champs, but I also feel like some of his lines just aren't as menacing as they could be. Shaco's supposed to be a completely homicidal maniac who kills people for fun. He plays with his prey. I think that idea could be pushed a lot further.

So anyway, some possible new lines I think would fit a new VO!

On activation of Q:

The classic: "Now you see me, now you don't!"

"Would you like to see a magic trick?"

"Am I... behind you?"

"Where could I have gone?"

On R:

"Which one is the real one?"

"Choose right, and you might get a surprise."

"Double the knives, double the fun!"

On W:

"I got a present for you!"

"Go on. Open it."

"Surprise! It's your death!"

On E cast:

"Come back! I haven't told you my favorite joke yet."

"Feeling sluggish? This next joke should get you up and running again!"

"You don't like my jokes? Come on, the next one is a killer."

Attacking:

"This should get them laughing."

"Want to see some sleight of hand?"

"I don't know about you, but I'm having a great time!"

"Nothing puts a smile on my face like the scent of freshly spilled blood!"

"Are you having fun yet?"

Post any more ideas below!