Why does Jinx have small breasts?

AdanChristo··3 votes·10,609 views

is this the work of feminazis? in real life breast size varies, everyone knows that, but here in League of Legends it is fantasy and it is mostly an appeal to Men's tastes, so why the contradiction here? next thing u know feminazis are going to order Riot to make fat, flat-chested women, which is not good for League

38 Comments

AdanChristo1 votes

i dont think Riot, i think feminists shoving their bs down our throats

TurquoiseYoshi6 votes

Eh. Some people don't have much. Some people have a lot. It's natural. I'd more question why her skin is pure white and her hair is blue.

50000000000000002 votes

I blame Zaun.

TurquoiseYoshi1 votes

You have a point. There are only three female Zaun champions, and only one can be anywhere next classified as busty.

LordGeovanni1 votes

3?

Caytheles1 votes

Vi, Jinx, Janna (i believe, if my Loremaster skills are correct)

LordGeovanni1 votes

Ah yes Janna i forgot she was from Zaun because she is regestered as an independent champion. should be friends with a tree and ekko

AdanChristo1 votes

are you talking abot real life? obviously in real life womens breasts vary and it doesent matter, what matters is the inside, but here in League it's a video game and it's based some on fantasy, why is feminism invading League?

TurquoiseYoshi1 votes

wat

Fantasy != everyone has to be enormous

Maybe Jinx's designer liked the idea of a small, crazy maniac with little clothing but little shown.

IcyPepper3 votes

It's like the human body has some measure of variation from person to person, just like how some people are tall and some people are short

go figure

AdanChristo1 votes

i dunno, she literally has the chest of a 10 y/o boy

IcyPepper3 votes

Or maybe she's just flat.

Some girls just don't have large breasts, dude.

BeatzBoyFTW3 votes

So first, there were people who complain there were too many big boob women because the creators/players were just perverts, now we have a flat-chest and this OP brings it up thinking it's the work of feminist.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FmvwMY1MkHg/U_JIQQG9yGI/AAAAAAAAXkE/oiFcGEtSQwI/s1600/You%2Bdense%2Bmotherfucker.jpg

Niyumi2 votes

Because, you know, the average person doesn't have humongous lumps of fat hanging off their chest (which is what breasts are, by the way). The more fit you are, the smaller they are. Jinx has a smaller build and is in good shape, so it stands to reason she'd have a smaller chest.

I have a question for you: Why do 99% of the female champs in League have balloons under their skin? The size that they have is -not- by any means natural, given their build and figure.

AdanChristo1 votes

you are talking about different subjects, this is a video game not real life, would you spend hours drawing the girl of your dreams with a flat-chest? i dont think so, i think this is the influence of feminists

Niyumi2 votes

Well, actually, my dream girl does have a smaller chest. I don't like big lumps of fat hanging off someone, and I prefer someone with a slim build and a pretty face. Though personality comes before looks, for me. If a girl is the most beautiful girl in the world, but has a crappy personality, she's ugly in my eyes.

Lyndris1 votes

+1 agreed personality > looks also for me, characters thematic > game play

Sukishoo2 votes

Wait, jinx is a GIRL!? OH DAMN xD

Adrian Umbra2 votes

I personally don't mind a flatter chest, I LOVE the look of Jinx (DAT SMILE), and I think that some variation is absolutely fine to see in League even if it catered 100% to a male audience that spends hours looking at the in-game models and splash arts of female characters. I know there are some folks out there who actually prefer flatter chests and it gives the game more variation. So what's the harm? Let Jinx be smaller than her fellows, it fits her build better and makes the game feel more consistent.

Kledy McKledFace1 votes

caus most of crazy women have small boobs and study in marketing

SlackerboyTC1 votes

Because you touch yourself at night? People have diffferent physical attributes

SoundChaosDebug1 votes

Just so you wouldn't like her.

AdanChristo1 votes

feminists...

Bhagswag1 votes

No idea. But it fits her well.

AdanChristo1 votes

how does it fit her well, she literally has no boobs, they could have gave her a size b atleast, she's like an A

Lyndris1 votes

thats a thing just let it go

OverpoweredSoap1 votes

Does it really matter though.

AdanChristo1 votes

it might be yes.. if feminazis start influencing Riot, we are not going to see sexy woman champs anymore, we are going to see fat flat-chested girl champs, im sorry but it's true

ShaftyMegee1 votes

Wait... jinx is a woman? I thought she hadnt hit puberty yet

AdanChristo1 votes

how old is she?

ShaftyMegee1 votes

I have no idea. I just know she blows shit up

magic pole1 votes

she prepubescent

Lugg1 votes

Women who have small breasts are usually better in bed because they feel they have to compensate for a lack of a big rack. That's psychology 101. So I'm all for small breasted women. :D

Yaveinn331 votes

Because she is most sexually active champ.She often gets gangbanged by Teemo , Blitzcrank ,Lucian and small tits help her endure in sex more than for example Ahri which is charming but have big tits.

DSerigale1 votes

Because men have varying tastes?

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