Haven't had one of these games in a while.

Weathered·5/26/2016, 10:58:42 PM·1 votes·233 views

**TLDR: This is essentially just a post about a game I had, nothing special, so if you want to move on go ahead. **

Alright so I'm not complaining here. I've been on a win streak and having a really good time in ranked. But I just wanted to share my experience with this game.

So we load in and it says that our Taric left the game. Ok, so I see the enemy is a premade, so I assume that Taric might be in the premade of our team. I ask if he is alright.

(loosely) Yasuo: "He had to pay a parking ticket. He'll be back 20" Me: "20 seconds or minutes?" Yasuo: "Minutes. Don't worry it's not that long"

So I'm thinking to myself who the fuck starts a ranked game and goes to pay a parking ticket. I just kind of give a "..." and don't say anything.

Yasuo: "Don't worry, I'm a plat 2 smurf. I'll carry just don't die"

RED FLAGS ARE RAINING FROM THE SKY. I'm sitting top lane thinking "oh great this game's a loss". And lo and behold...

First Blood (Yasuo dying)

So about 10 minutes in the Taric reconnects. I don't really pay attention to what he does, but I hear 5 danger pings and then see his icon on the death notification on the side. Well, there goes that idea. He then dies about 2 minutes later, and I see our ADC flipping.

Ashe: "Taric what the actual fuck" Yasuo: "Uninstall" Taric: "fuck I can't see"

He can't see? I ask him in chat why he can't see and he just goes "lag". Lag doesn't make you blind people. Just under 20 minutes in, our Yasuo calls "open mid" (in our chat, not /all for some reason) and afks.

Long story short we lost. The Yasuo didn't even have the decency to disconnect, he literally afk'ed. Eventually our Taric "had no more lag" and was doing decent. Bot jungle and I were doing ok keeping lane, but after a baron they just pushed it out to win.

I didn't care about the loss because I had just made it to G4 and wouldn't lose LP because I was on 0. But damn, I haven't had a game like that in a while.

/rant over

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