I got something to tell you auto-lockers who steals my lane

BeatzBoyFTW··5 votes·1,171 views

I had this in champion selection:

Me: Top Douche: autolocks Vlad top Me: K fine, jungle. auto-locks Darius jungle Douche: wtf why Darius jungle?? Me: Don't tell me what to do.....

If you think you get to have a free lane whenever you want, then I get to have a free champ pick in whatever role I choose, it's only fair.

EDIT: It was a Blind Pick btw, not Draft pick.

36 Comments

Alljoy5 votes

It's amusing that he does what he wants but goes 'wtf' when someone else does.

Strawberrycocoa1 votes

Right?! XD

Rivvy3 votes

Do you think Business owners or store managers always give a job to someone who calls it first? Was that how Obama was elected? You must be pretty important to think you deserve something just because you called it first. God, people should just shower you in anything you desire so long as you call it first. Get a grip.

Docrato2 votes

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Do you think Business owners or store managers always give a job to someone who calls it first? Was that how Obama was elected? You must be pretty important to think you deserve something just because you called it first. God, people should just shower you in anything you desire so long as you call it first. Get a grip.

You cant make that comparison considering one is a JOB in real life and the other is a video game.

Rivvy1 votes

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You cant make that comparison considering one is a JOB in real life and the other is a video game.

Actually, I can, and I did.

Get over it.

Docrato2 votes

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Actually, I can, and I did.

Get over it.

thats true you can. Just like i can tell you how fucking idiotic you are to make said comparison. Sorry not sorry.

Rivvy1 votes

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thats true you can. Just like i can tell you how fucking idiotic it is to make said comparison. Sorry not sorry.

It must be idiotic to you because you don't understand facts of life. Maybe you should take a few hours, or even days, to learn what facts of life truly are.

Docrato2 votes

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It must be idiotic to you because you don't understand facts of life. Maybe you should take a few hours, or even days, to learn what facts of life truly are.

LOL oh you're to easy. Thanks for the laugh i needed it. I always find legitimate stupidity in people to be hilarious. :P

Rivvy1 votes

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LOL oh you're to easy. Thanks for the laugh i needed it. I always find legitimate stupidity in people to be hilarious. :P

And here, we see the Child resorting to insults because he has nothing else resourceful to say.

Docrato2 votes

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And here, we see the Child resorting to insults because he has nothing else resourceful to say.

:) No im afraid you're mistaken, because someone else just said the same thing I did and you didnt resort to the childish "oh yeah well i said it so get over it" attitude that you put out. So fuck you and your way of thinking and ill be laughing when it affects you in real life. :) OH yeah and i didnt insult i stated a fact. GET OVER IT. :)

Rivvy1 votes

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:) No im afraid you're mistaken, because someone else just said the same thing I did and you didnt resort to the childish "oh yeah well i said it so get over it" attitude that you put out. So fuck you and your way of thinking and ill be laughing when it puts a affect you in real life. :) OH yeah and i didnt insult i stated a fact. GET OVER IT. :)

You've been childish this entire time, it is good thing i'm done with you. You should learn how life works pretty quick, it is going to bite you in the ass. Anyway, I can gather from your previous comments that you are still in the throws of denial that is the teenage lifestyle. Thus, you're only responding so violently because you can't handle the truth. It is pretty depressing really. Oh well, have fun. ^ ^

Docrato1 votes

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You've been childish this entire time, it is good thing i'm done with you. You should learn how life works pretty quick, it is going to bite you in the ass. Anyway, I can gather from your previous comments that you are still in the throws of denial that is the teenage lifestyle. Thus, you're only responding so violently because you can't handle the truth. It is pretty depressing really. Oh well, have fun. ^ ^

I have been childish? LOL says the one who responded to my comment i made to you first that WASNT hostile. Instead you responded first like fucking kid. oh yeah? well i did so get over it Everything that you're trying to say to me is what you need to say to yourself. Also i know enough about life. My success in it has proven it :P shows how much you know about me.

If you were SO DONE you wouldnt have replied trying to get the last say in the matter (reads paragraph). Delusion is dangerous. You should fix yourself before you continue :P Sorry you cant accept that you are indeed a child. Maybe someone in real life will slap some sense to you when you act out like this infront of them :) Good Luck because you're gonna need it. :D

Strawberrycocoa1 votes

Why can't they make the analogy? The analogy is a simple "rewarding who called it vs rewarding who best qualifies for the role". The analogy being about job placement is moot.

Jubbinaut2 votes

Those aren't really fair comparisons. After all, there is a third party in both of those cases to make those determinations (the business's HR/owners and the Electoral College, respectively). But League has no such third party to make the call.

Which is why, in the absence of any other determining factor, Call Order is the "accepted" way of determining roles.

Seems to me, though, that the OP's issue isn't that the didn't get top, but that the Vlad simply auto-locked the role without communicating. A call like that - beyond its use, if necessary, in determining Call Order - can be considered to act as an attempt to open discussions on roles. By choosing to a) not take part in that discussion, and b) ignore that discussion, the Vlad was being kind of a jerk.

Rivvy1 votes

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Those aren't really fair comparisons. After all, there is a third party in both of those cases to make those determinations (the business's HR/owners and the Electoral College, respectively). But League has no such third party to make the call.

Which is why, in the absence of any other determining factor, Call Order is the "accepted" way of determining roles.

Seems to me, though, that the OP's issue isn't that the didn't get top, but that the Vlad simply auto-locked the role without communicating. A call like that - beyond its use, if necessary, in determining Call Order - can be considered to act as an attempt to open discussions on roles. By choosing to a) not take part in that discussion, and b) ignore that discussion, the Vlad was being kind of a jerk.

Which is why Team builder makes sense but Riot refuses to delete blind pick.

Jubbinaut1 votes

I'm hopeful that they will. Y'know, eventually. Maybe after they finish and release Ranked TB, we'll start hearing about them removing some of the other queue variants.

Strawberrycocoa2 votes

Oh great, one of those who thinks "I called it!" is some irrefutable contract guaranteeing them whatever they claim, then throwing a tantrum and screwing the team when they don't get their way.

Thank you for reminding me why queueing for Ranked is a terrible idea.

LadyRenly2 votes

It's called priority. If you are higher up, you get what you call. That's how it goes.

Strawberrycocoa1 votes

BeatzBoyFTW (the OP) was clearly NOT a higher pick and NOT entitled to get whatever he "callled", though.

If the Vlad locked in first then BeatzBoyFTW locked Darius Jungle to retaliate, then either BeatzBoy was a lower pick priority or it was non-draft pick. In either case, once Vlad chose a top and locked it in, BeatzBoy had no right to screw over his team by throwing a tantrum via troll-picking.

OxBaker1 votes

This. Really the first person can auto-lock if they chose. For team's sake they should wait and discuss but if they really want a role, they are first pick and can have it regardless of what others call. But if you're lower on the order you do ned to wait at least to the point when those above you have picked.

Jubbinaut1 votes

To be fair, the point isn't that he didn't get Top. The point seems to be that the guy didn't even try to communicate about it. That kind of lack of communication is a pretty dick move.

Strawberrycocoa1 votes

Yeah, but the idea that you are entitled to something just because you called it first, and everyone who types slower or loads in slower or were trying to decide where they wanted to go before stating anything just has to suck it up and fill what's left is also a dick move. I'd contend it's a more dicky move, even.

Jubbinaut2 votes

I'd agree, except... that has no relation to what I'm saying.

The guy didn't say anything. He didn't type slower. He didn't load slower. He elected to simply pick, without even trying to communicate.

If you're attempting to open a dialogue about something, and the other guy refuses to engage in that dialogue, instead electing to actively go against what you've expressed, it's not a dick move to be irritated at him.

And, y'know, OP could have gone double-top with some kind of "no, it's my lane, screw you" garbage. Instead, he chose a different role, and played a champ that at least kind of works in that role (I'm not a fan of Darius jungle, but I've seen it work).

Strawberrycocoa1 votes

Fair point. I dunno, I just don't get why you'd troll-pick instead of doing what works. Although I've avoided Blinds since Teambuilder came out, so maybe I've just been out of the culture too long. XD

Zmuecat1 votes

It wasn't a fun culture unless you were fill or got lucky and all 5 people got what they wanted.

The only complaint I see about teambuilder is "muh wait times". Maybe a "You could make this better" here and there. It makes me wonder why blind is a thing still.

Jubbinaut1 votes

Darius jungle does work. It's not "meta," but non-meta pick isn't the same as troll-pick.

Strawberrycocoa1 votes

I'm referring to it as a troll pick from the context of, "You took the role I wanted, so now I'm doing THIS GUY as a jungler, HA HA HA HA!". Darius' viability in the role isn't why I called it that, the reasoning for the selection was.

Jubbinaut1 votes

That's not really how I read it, but I suppose it's a fair interpretation.

To my mind, so long as you're still picking something that's at least workable, and not actively trying to sabotage your team, there's no real problem.

Colgate Gator2 votes

It isn't "your lane".

Docrato2 votes

The way its goes is for Normals its whoever called first. In ranked its pick order. I dont know which game op was in but if it was a regular match then he should have gotten his lane. Why the fuck are people using blind pick still? teambuilder is there for a reason.

Edit: so it was blind pick. Why did i get downvoted for saying the truth? Even riot stated that shit. lol

Strawberrycocoa2 votes

"Called It" is elementary schoolyard bullshit that shouldn't be condoned or endorsed. It just encourages people to throw tantrums by, for example, troll-picking the jungler role.

OxBaker1 votes

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Edit: so it was blind pick. Why did i get downvoted for saying the truth? Even riot stated that shit. lol

What are you talking about? Riot has never stated that it's call order in blind pick. They've always said that it's always pick order with discussion recommended.

Kazaashi2 votes

It's like people don't want to acknowledge that Communication is over "Pick Order.

"Being a good team player begins at champion select. Be open minded when considering the needs of your team. If you're the last one to pick, try to fill a niche in your team that hasn't already been filled. If everyone's picked and something stands out as a deficiency in your team composition, try asking for another player to fill the gap, or change roles to embrace that responsibility yourself. Remember, that by taking on a role you don't normally play, you'll learn more about unfamiliar champions and increase your own skill level."

Summoners Code, item #1 http://gameinfo.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/game-info/get-started/summoners-code/

warpenguin5551 votes

DAMMIT IM SORRY OK :D

Syn Zykan1 votes

Darius can be a pretty legit jungler anyways. Them pulls during ganks can be evil if layered with any cc P:

Just gotta be worried about people kiting you out XD

Dangerous Man1 votes

Wow i forgot this happened, hasn't happened to me in a long time

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