This is how i imagine RIOT meetings right now.

Shac Norris··3 votes·327 views

1: Hey, people seem to be quite mad that we replaced solo queue with dynamic queue, maybe we should do something. We should at least answer their questions.

2: Doesn't matter, They think they want Solo queue, but they don't, because i said so. All threads concerning dynamic queue and solo queue are to be ignored.

1: so.. should we like.. make dynamic queue better to compensate?

2: No, lets leave it at that.

1: But it's insane! Players are quitting everyday, old players become uninterested in the game, and the game's balance is basically broken, we need to do something!

''Lord Tencent has appeared (3 )''

3: How dare you question our choices!?

1: Lord Tencent!?, when did yo-

3: (shoots 1)

2-3: (proceed to keep breaking the game)

The end.

6 Comments

Oleandervine2 votes

I still need proof that the playerbase is leaving. I've yet to see valid proof for these outlandish claims.

Shac Norris1 votes

Queue timers were ~5-15s for me for the last 3 years.

Ever since they put dynamic queue in the game, they have been getting longer and longer, i'm only silver, yet i reached the 10 minute mark twice at some point.

Crazy Chatter1 votes

Ok, learn your facts. First, Riot doesn't have meetings like that at all and a lot of feeeback comes from the PBE. Not only that, most of the playerbase loves dynamic queue except the people on the boards who come here to complain.

Shac Norris1 votes

No shit riot doesnt have meeting where people get shot, i needed you to tell me that.

Everyday you see dozen of different people complaining about dynamic queue.

I was basically a league addict before s6, reaching 1.6k wins, but since they shit on the game's balance and then removed solo queue, i'm barely even playing anymore. No point in ranking up, the game is toxic to even play.

stealthfox941 votes

useless post.

Shac Norris1 votes

I could say the same about yours tbh

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