The REAL reason us vayne maynes are "toxic"

I'm not talking about the "kys" vayne maynes. I'm talking about us, the smart ones. The ones that are actually good and you hate that we're helping you win but also getting under your skin with JUST enough to not get banned even if you report us. The question markers when you die. The ones who point out you've bought 2 boots or missed that flash over the wall. You missed the cannon with targons? Get ready for a sarcastic ping on all cannons the rest of the game.

But why do we actively TRY to piss off our teammates? You know we do.

Because when our team hates us for being "typical vaynes," you no longer have time to argue with yourselves. You are united to flame us and report us after the game. You play better as a team, covering for each other, peeling, sharing farm, doing anything to play great and make me look bad.

What you sheeple don't realize? That's what I want. You'll play better and win more often because you don't care that top lane is 0/3 or that jung didn't gank for you. You want to unite against me.

Because we actually BELIEVE we are league's incarnation of batman. We're not the hero the team deserves, but the one it needs right now. So flame us, report - we can take it.

WE WANT YOU TO HIT US. DO IT. DO IT!!!

Because in the end, you'll play better. The strongest bond is formed through hatred.

Tl,dr: Because we're smarter than you.