Insight into Rito's Mind

Red9For LEON2·3/25/2016, 3:17:55 AM·1 votes·389 views

I start off playing a game on my smurf and see that bot lane is immediately trolling. They a group of 2 people standing in bot lane and letting minions and enemies kill them while they spam laugh and dance. All. Game. Even though I dominate my lane, its abundantly clear that we are going to lose thanks to their now fed team. Because there's 2 people trolling, we can't ff. I decide to just go into the jungle and farm out the game. It ends and both trolls report me for toxic when the very worst thing I said to them all game is that I can't wait to report them and get their trolling asses banned. Yet, the banhammer comes down on me. Why? Because Rito doesn't care. Rito thinks that telling someone they are bad at the game, even when they are intentionally trolling, is more criminal than wasting 40 minutes of my time that I can't quit out of or else I'll get banned anyways.

Call me one of those oh so scary advocates for free speech, but I think rito's safe space policy is one of the most asinine things on the internet. Just letting everyone know, I'm literally funding league terrorism by buying accounts from now on. So next time youre playing with some bot or someone who just runs into lane and dies trying to end it as quickly as possible, thank rito because THATS the game they would rather have.

Fuck you.

-Love, Leon

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