3 Words to Ruin Ranked Champ Select Before the Match Starts

Cubism·6/7/2015, 11:32:12 PM·35 votes·3,745 views

I'll start with the easy two:

(insert role here) or feed

I'm a smurf

75 Comments

Quort6/8/2015, 1:13:31 AM20 votes

This is ranked?! O_o

Dunkrius2g6/8/2015, 2:30:35 AM19 votes
  1. 2 of the same Roles are locked in because Summoner 1 picks Summoner 5's Role.

  2. Duo Bot Lane

  3. I only use X champion in Y role... (oh god that is so ironic...) then his champion is locked in or he is banned or someone took his role, then he continue to feeds by going a role he doesnt know how to play.

  4. Using OP/BROKEN/Strong champions Hecarim Chogath Riven Rumble Ryze Ahri Annie Cassiopeia Diana Katarina Leblanc Nidalee Vladimir Gragas Sejuani RekSai Ashe Ekko Jinx Kalista Zed and you don't know how to play because you heard they were Freelo. (NOTE: IM NOT SAYING BY ANY MEANS THAT THESE CHAMPIONS ARE O VERP OWERED! I am simply saying that these champions are very good and always picked.)

  5. Most Generic i've ever saw: Gets Firstblooded. he says in all chat or in chat: GG. LOST LANE. AFK. Then he comes back, starts feeding THEN he goes walks around fountain clicking surrender button.

  6. Flaming/cursing because of >insert reason<.

EDIT: It is funny that i used more than 3 wards lol =p

Praetor Don6/8/2015, 12:40:00 AM10 votes

"so much lag"

The Heir To LOL6/8/2015, 12:25:29 AM9 votes

First time <champion>

7ha7guy7776/8/2015, 12:28:09 AM8 votes

Trundle time to troll Tryndamere probably going ap

All Day Tay Tay6/8/2015, 9:18:35 AM5 votes

if anyone ever says "im a smurf" i respond with prove it. they cant. they can list as many names as they want but thats just names. i can say im a trick2g smurf, its the same credibility. unless the dude says im faker and i go on fakers stream and he waves at the camera goin "yea thats me" your words mean shit

Comrade Napoleon6/8/2015, 4:58:03 PM5 votes

I CANT SUP

iLuma6/8/2015, 5:11:20 PM5 votes

Auto-Lock LeBlanc.

"Time To Carry"

Goes 0/8/0 at 10 minutes.

"Noob Jungler GG"

Rest of the team carries still and win game.

"I totally carried."

TurquoiseYoshi6/8/2015, 12:26:30 AM5 votes

I find it funny when others fight for mid, because mid is literally the one role I never do.

Rico Nasty6/8/2015, 5:13:17 AM5 votes

I just always say "karma or feed". Seriously tho. I can go ANYWHERE with Karma. Yes, even ADC.

ImHerVoice6/8/2015, 3:04:26 AM3 votes

duos are what ruined SOLO QUEUE ranked

CleverExpletive6/8/2015, 4:04:49 AM3 votes

"Is Shaco good?"

"I'll LeBlanc support"

"Man I'm drunk :D"

lightdragoon886/8/2015, 4:20:11 AM3 votes

Forgot to Ban.

Nielarken6/8/2015, 4:44:53 AM3 votes

My fav "I'm so high"

Snakezzy6/8/2015, 12:36:01 AM3 votes

fill or feed Kappa

Janglur6/7/2015, 11:41:03 PM3 votes

Is clairvoyance good?

I'm in series (anytime someone says that, I seem to get the team where they think ad ryze is good and face-checking bushes should be done by the squishies...)

LICENSED HOOKER6/9/2015, 10:57:29 PM2 votes

The infamous

Me: Top XxX3r1ScopefakerxXx: Top MAGICJOHNSON4_3: Top GoodGuyGary:Fill pref

Five minutes later JakeAK:top JakeAK:top JakeAK:top JakeAK:top JakeAK:top JakeAK:top JakeAK:top locks in ryze because fuck it its not the the lcs player its the champ

4th3t0s6/8/2015, 1:31:48 AM2 votes

"Duo bot"

Not 3 words, but meh

Infernalice6/8/2015, 2:28:01 PM2 votes

"Haven't played for a while" comes ingame: "wow the map has changed" (was 3+ months after update)

Tryhard Mittens6/8/2015, 5:54:47 PM2 votes

Is this Call of Duty?

5 words that scare me in champ select.

TacoTheKitten6/9/2015, 12:16:46 AM2 votes

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shadowstorm326/9/2015, 1:05:24 AM2 votes

wrong rune page

Vistha Kai6/7/2015, 11:34:58 PM2 votes

"I'm mid pls", said by a higher pick than myself.