Best midlaners or junglers to carry my awful friends in an important game?

I need like 3-5 midlaners or junglers that i can just play over and over again until June. Me and my friends are playing a game vs some other people, and everyone on my team is really bad except for the support. Everyone on the other team has about 1000+ games played and im assuming they are all at least gold. The only way i can see us winning is if i win lane so hard that i can carry their heavy asses to victory. My usual 1v9 champ is Fizz, but I'm afraid I'll get banned out. Pls halp.