I see a connection here..... ಠ_ಠ

WrÆth··72 votes·3,412 views

The cost of all the champions combined, as of now is 476,550.

Assuming the average player plays 2 matches a day and wins one and loses one, each spanning an average of 35 minutes, this player would make around 260 ip per day.

476,550 divided by 260 is around 1833.

That means it would take 1833 days on this schedule to get all the champions.

http://i.imgur.com/IxWYq.png

But wait... There's more.

1833 divided by 365, assuming the sun lines up with the linear position of the moon on a lunar eclipse and mom's spaghetti has not yet been regurgitated onto the sweater already, is approximately 5,

Therefore, 5.

http://i.imgur.com/IxWYq.png

But wait.. There's more. 5 + 4 X 9 squared is 81.......

lets confer to the knowledge of wikipedia for answers, and i quote "81 (eighty-one) is the natural number following 80 and preceding 82.".

Thanks wikipedia.

We must look closer..... Wats 8 + 1?

9!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is 9 - 5 I ask you ?????

4!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how many bullets are in Jhin's Whisper?

4!!!!!!!!!!!!

therefore, champions are overpriced.

39 Comments

FortisDominus29 votes

"mom's spaghetti has not yet been regurgitated onto the sweater already"

im dying XD

FastAsHeck15 votes

Hi dying XD

I'm dad

Pugish2 votes

hi dad im lame

Melledoneus2 votes

Dad, just... this isn't your thing.

XeroKimo6 votes

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494409512783620648 Uhhhhhh I don't remember the bolded digits definitely got them wrong

WrÆth9 votes

Oops wrong board. Well this is awkard ◔̯◔

Juggernaut6282 votes

(Insert Lenny Face Here)

DænariusKhølerin2 votes

Can I have your stuff if you get banned? Keepo

Billy VoHagen5 votes

5 + 4 X 9 squared is 81.....

That's actually wrong. The correct answer for that would be 1,681. And I'm assuming what you meant was 5 + 4 X 9 = 81, which is actually also inaccurate. That would be 41. If you wanted to get 81, you would have to put (5 + 4) X 9, which is 81.

MunchCrunchLunch2 votes

been playing for 9 months maybe. i own over half the champions and a bunch of runes. never used rp to buy champs. but then again i spend about 72 days of total time playing league yeah i played way too much. but most of that was the first few months am playing about 2-5 matches a day now i used to play 20. the match history thiny. i used to play so much a day i dont see any match form the day before on it. i was quite addicted.

Solari Fortune2 votes

I was expecting a 3 and illuminati

Downie Dave1 votes

{quoted}

I was expecting a 3 and illuminati

Weren't we all?

deadlychuck2 votes

This is what happens when you keep increasing the number of champions but not adjusting the prices. When there were maybe 40-60 champions the cost was fine. Enough to work towards the ones you wanted, and incentive to buy some with real money.

Now however, it's just completely overkill. If i hadn't been unlocking all the champions as they were released, there'd be almost no way for me to own all of them. Only 1 was gifted to me and i've only ever spent $60 on the game, mainly for skins.

Sad to see the game in a state such that i don't even want to play anymore. If i could i'd be quick to sell my account, because $200 is probably still cheaper than what it'd cost to buy all the champions, and the (probably 15) skins i own.

Aeszarck2 votes

{quoted}

This is what happens when you keep increasing the number of champions but not adjusting the prices. When there were maybe 40-60 champions the cost was fine. Enough to work towards the ones you wanted, and incentive to buy some with real money.

They are adjusting the prices when new champions come out. When a new champion comes out, the oldest 6300/975 IP/RP champion is reduced to 4800/880 IP/RP, and for every three champions that come out, a champion that is 4800/880 IP/RP or under (exlcluding champions already at 450/260) is reduced to the next lowest price tier.

deadlychuck1 votes

That still doesn't really stifle the cost growth by much.

Sir Fuzzi2 votes

One night at the table, my brothers and I discussed the philosophy of 'mom's spaghetti'-- is this her spaghetti... or is she the spaghetti?

Maybe Eminem was reaching out for help.

Votable Jester1 votes

"the square route of 5 + 4 X 9 is 81......."

sqrt(5+4X9) = sqrt(5+(4X9)) = sqrt(5+36) = sqrt(41) = 6.40312424

6.40312424 =/= 81

btw sqrt((4+5)X9) = 9 not 81. (4+5)X9 = 81

WrÆth1 votes

just fixed it so champions really are proven to be overpriced [slayer-jinx-wink]

Votable Jester1 votes

I mean, people don't really need to own every champion anyway. I already only play about 1/4 of the champions I own regularly.

Billy VoHagen1 votes

He put squared, not square root.

ShinkoMinori1 votes

I've been playing for 3 years and I own all champs minus 38. that's around 100,000 IP left for me to get so I own all champions. I made my own math and I would own them all by the end of the year without taking into account pool party IP boosts

Niyumi1 votes

I've been playing since late last July. I own like 90% of the champs. So...

DeathBurst1 votes

I think you forgot the "first win of the day" bonus.

bulldoggamer1 votes

solid 8/10 shitpost

Oldwisepotato1 votes

Yea I have played for 6 years and it took until this year for me to get all champs on my main. I even ended up buying like 6-7 with RP...... Runes and shit ...

Bisaknosp1 votes

i have all champs wuhu

Large Minivan1 votes

illuminati comfirmed

Arakadia1 votes

How couldnt I have seen this!?

aLawfulFalafel1 votes

spent as little time as possible pretending to do the math in my head and i have come to the same answer

all of the maths are belong to us errrr all of the champs are over priced

Swaid1 votes

I only got 11 champions I don't own yet...

I have been playing on and off for six years though.

Ace Access 1 votes

You had me at spaghetti.. lost me with everything else

dw we outscale1 votes

Yeah, awesome! But before you get into the monotonous grinding for champions, you must first blow your first 10,000 hard-earned IP on the cool rune system or be immediately put at an unfair advantage in game!

The true test of skill for laners isn't who is better mechanically, it is who spent more IP on in-game stats in a competitive moba.

dunkeroni1 votes

Doesn't all that math PROVE that champions are priced correctly, because otherwise it wouldn't come out to be the exact same number as the bullets in jhin's gun?

Vegas Dad1 votes

Still trying to figure out why someone who only plays two times a day needs 140 champs, and also why you expect to play all 140 champions for free?? Do you think the employees at riot are volunteers slaving for your entertainment??

CasterGilgamesh1 votes

dota 2 has all champions free.....

Tobias Brackner1 votes

Wait, you are complaining that it takes a really long time to get champs for free?

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