Listing you guys out some daily common sense points to you
#When I'm playing as a jungler:
If you want me to gank your lane....
- Stop pushing your lane to the enemy's turret. No one is gonna tower dive an opponent who's at 80%-100% HP.
- Wait for me to come, only then you engage, not engage by your lonesome when your I'm still running through river.
If you blame & ragechat me because you get ganked a lot....
- Learn to buy a ward.
- Learn to freeze lane.
- Forget about ganking your lane. I'm better off ganking a lane who smartly manages to carry my team with 9/3.
If you(mid lane) really wanted this blue buff....
- Don't lose your lane. If you get ahead of your lane opponent or averagely tied with him, then I'll let you have it.
- Be kind & give me a ping, let me help you out, not engaging the golem yourself and then returns to lane with 20%-40% HP, and then dies to Zed.
- .....you're Yasuo/Vlad/Morde, you don't need blue buff.
#When I'm playing as an ADC:
If you pick a LeBlanc/Yasuo support and tries to rush Deathcap/Statik, but ended up 0/12 and blame me because I didn't ping you...
- Not my fault you have slow map awareness.
- My trinket is in that lane bush, where's your sightstone? Oh well, you paid for it I guess.
- If I'm feeding since my lane opponent has Leona and all I have is you picking this type of champion, you know who's the cause of this disastrous bot lane.
#When I'm playing as a tanky top laner:
When you guys got into a heavy teamfight....
- Place a ward in the fight, so that I can teleport over.
- If it's an actual 4v4, then it's all up to you guys to handle it, while I'm here distracting my lane opponent from teleporting over himself. I may come when I get the chance, depending on how annoying my lane opponent is.
#When I'm playing Support:
When I leave lane to ward/recall...
- Stop doing that 1v2 crap, even if you're a Vayne.
- Be more careful in lane while cs-ing, I will hurry back to you soon as possible.
If I pinged a lot....
- It's only because I'm doing it for your safety.
- You have very slow map awareness, even in that warded lane I placed a ward it, so stop ragechatting me with stuffs like "omg this support so annoying, ping like fk"
