Scuttle crab is not innocent!

Every so often we see the quote "Scuttle crab is innocent", for the most part I agreed with people on this, but I never really cared too much. It wasnt something that I felt was necessary.

However today it took a turn for the worst.

I was playing trundle when I noticed something off. If the scuttle crab is so innocent as people say then he should have nothing to hide. But where is better then hiding something in plain sight? I suddenly see the little guy has an attack damage of 36 (applied after trundles Q). At the moment it bugged me but I tried to brush it off. Its just the scuttle crab right? It means no harm, im just asking it for its vision. However, it is always those we least suspect who surprise us in the most.

I was running from the enemy team, they were hot on my tail, suddenly i flash backwards towards them into the small tuff of river brush near baron. They all walk by me. Relieved I quickly begin to recall. I open the shop realizing im dead if they find me anyways since i had barely evaded death with 10 hp. Then my screen turns grey. I look at the mini-map to see who killed me. But the entire enemy team was at dragon. Looking at my body I see the small scuttle crab teabagging my body.

I hope this is enough to show the scuttle crab isnt innocent. Maybe he used to be and the experience on the rift changed him in like manner to teemo, or maybe he was just a conniving murderer all along, just waiting for that secret moment. But I know his secret.

Scuttle crab OP