It All Started Out As A Joke

Embrace the darkness into your heart, prepare for the hate of both ally and enemy and always remember the Scout's Code.

Also Hail Satan.

What's the problem about maining teemo?

Build and and watch as the enemy team loses their shit as they burn from the safety of your own spawn pool. Literally just run backward and forward while stealthed in a random brush somewhere charging up your Luden's.