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The Sion Project: A 3-phase Plan To Get Sion to 50'000+ HP At The Highest Speed Possible!

Crett··11 votes·1,386 views

GREETINGS! Do you have a lot of time to waste and want to push the League engine to it's limits to see how godly a champion can get? THEN THIS IS FOR YOU!!! All volunteers with too much time on their hands will be accepted in the glorious name of SCIENCE! Will you get a spot before they're all taken??? QUITE LIKELY!!!!!! With the magic of item 3512 (VOIDLINGS COUNT FOR SION W PASSIVE), we can now farm HP at the_ highest efficiency in League history!_ [zombie-brand-mindblown]

We'll need Sion DrMundo Amumu on red team, and five champs on blue team.

Phase I, Preparation: Red team pushes one lane all the way to the nexus. Once the Nexus turrets are down, allow the inhibitor to respawn before continuing to Phase II

Phase II, Operation Underway: Amumu and Mundo with full armor/regen builds sit at the top and bottom lane spawning points at the nexus, to hold the minions there for Sion. Meanwhile, the five champs on blue team must hold back all 3 waves without the aid of minions. Continue to Phase III Phase III, ENGAGE: Blue team installs 5 item 3512 behind the nexus to feed voidlings to Sion for an** INSANE boost in HP farming efficiency.** It is CRUCIAL that the enemy team keeps these portals installed, or Sion's HP will not grow nearly as fast. Optionally, place blue wards near Sion off CD to feed him a teeny bit more HP. Continue until Sion has more HP than Baron (IT'S PoSSIBLE BUT U GOTA BE QUIK)

(The following champions are banned from blue team, with extreme prejudice: Vayne Kindred Fizz Fiora KogMaw Shyvana VarusMalzahar TahmKench You know why)

Anyone is free to volunteer! I'll be Sion for this run, mostly because I don't know how dedicated most Sion volunteers are nowadays

Volunteer List Red Team: Sion: ME! Amumu: Owltears DrMundo: GhastlyPompano Thresh ZT Xperimentor (optional, he can farm 3 waves of souls at top speed without taking any of Sion's creeps. he'll end up being able to one shot everything except for Sion and be immune to physical damage)

Blue Team: 1: Very Toxic Jinx Yasuo 2: Malrin1981 Bard 3: Balliste (Teemo She WANTS to be Varus but HAHAHAHAHA NO. NO NO, BALLISTE. ALL THOSE % HEALTH CHAMPS NEED TO GO BACK TO THEIR OWN COUNTRY AND STOP RUINING OUR ECONOMY) 4: Sirilias 5: King Zhanni

To volunteer, FRIEND ME IN-GAME! I'll keep you updated on when it's happening and work out times to begin the operation!

And to help us make history, share this thread with your friends, maybe I promise I am_ "hip" and "with it"_ enough to engage in this **monumental project **with you all!

39 Comments

Sir Hammerlock4 votes

In my time of League I've seen a 5,000 Stack Nasus and a 10,000 AP Veigar. Now we'll see this.

Crett3 votes

Yeah. I might have to repost this tomorrow, however. Not a lot of people seem up for it this late... I'm a college student, so I'm going a bit out of my way in the name of science.

And I don't plan on doing the easy route most Sions who try this sort of thing do, which is get 4000 base Hp and buy 6 warmog's say they got 10000 HP and call it a day

This will be my build during farming! item 3031 item 3508 item 3031 item 3031 item 3031 item 3074

This will be my build once I've hit a ridiculous amount of HP! (probably around 20000 as Titanic Hydra's passive is stronger than Ravenous at that point) item 3748 item 3143 item 3110 item 3065 item 3075 item 3026 item 2138

disregardable2 votes

I want to volunteer for blue team. I'd play Yasuo. ^^

Crett1 votes

Great!!!!!!! How long are you willing to further this project in the glorious name of science? Most people draw the line at around two hours, but the more people willing to waste even more time, the quicker we'll reach for the stars and make League History

And if another time is better for you, we can reschedule for tomorrow or something like that

disregardable2 votes

Uh, yeah hard to say. Thought about it a bit. Let's say I commit to two hours and might stay longer if I'm not bored. This is probably gonna take a while to get everyone.

Crett1 votes

Cool Make sure you add me in-game, I'll create a chat with all the volunteers so we can coordinate

ZT Xperimentor2 votes

I thought it to be a joke from the title, then I read it and was thinking, "this is surprisingly well thought out". I'm willing to join in on either side as thresh, though i should have plenty of time to do it, when might be an issue with the upcoming holidays :/

Crett2 votes

Feel free to friend me in-game, and I'll make sure to keep you updated. We're gonna make HISTORY League history anyway. Someone might want to record the results! But probably not the farming phase! The farming phase will be boring to watch! But very interesting for those involved! you'll have to figure out a way to take on all the minion waves without help from your own minions. Probably bloodthirster will be necessary for Yasuo

ZT Xperimentor1 votes

Will do; I can't record sadly as my laptop isn't that powerful, but I still can take screen-shots without an issue. That's part of what I was thinking, though I'll try some customs for proxy farming to test out some early builds to survive till then, of course it'll get easier as it goes on. I'm a little rusty with thresh but shouldn't be a problem.

Crett1 votes

Let me tell you something Try this item 3146 item 3075 Healing off Thornmail's damage that infinitely scales with your armor.... Hahahahaha...HAHAHAHA

ZT Xperimentor1 votes

Oh yes I'd consider the thornmail & deathcap to be core items for him XD Though I haven't tested to see if the changed gunblade heals off of the reflected damage, I should be able to test it out later tonight.

Crett1 votes

It does work. It's like Galio's heal and it's BROkEN at high soul levels. you might even eventually take Mundo's place as the Minion Aggro Sponge LOL

When you're online, I'll add you to the chat and get you up to speed. We only need two more people!

ZT Xperimentor1 votes

You know what that calls for, spirit visage XD

charcharmunro2 votes

You have to get a Titanic Hydra at the end of this and one-shot their entire team.

Crett1 votes

ofc

Owltears2 votes

I could try amumu I normally play him on arams, but I could try it on a few custom games before I ask to help if you guys want. I'd love to help this seems so much fun!

Crett1 votes

Alright. Remember though, that Amumu and Mundo have the most important and most boring jobs! Standing around and keeping minions in place for Sion to kill Only they can do this, because Amumu's flat damage reduction allows him to completely ignore minion damage provided he has enough armor, and Mundo can mostly regen through all their damage

Owltears2 votes

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Alright. Remember though, that Amumu and Mundo have the most important and most boring jobs! Standing around and keeping minions in place for Sion to kill Only they can do this, because Amumu's flat damage reduction allows him to completely ignore minion damage provided he has enough armor, and Mundo can mostly regen through all their damage

I was thinking of building this (in no order)

item 3065 item 3083 item 3027 item 3143 item 3190 item 3050 Do you think it would work? I normally build damage tanky so I was wondering if this is a good idea for a build?

Crett3 votes

Nah, that won't work. Forego magic resist, Amumu needs only armor in this instance (minions only do physical damage after all) Max your E and go like this item 3110 item 3143 item 3742 item 3110 item 3110 item 3110 It looks silly, but you'll literally take 0 damage from minions.

Make sure you add me in-game so we can coordinate

Mr Malrin2 votes

id be up for it. sounds interesting in a way. ill join the dead team and feed you sion! mark me down for Bard I can freeze anything for you this way as well as see how many chimes I can amass in the same time :)

Crett1 votes

Awesome, make sure you add me in-game so I can coordinate with everyone

kasfas2 votes

I MUST be a part of this somehow, is it on live servers? Cuz I'll play anything for sion.

BTW, it's not science, it's SIONCE!

Crett1 votes

YOU are c ompLETELY free to participate! In just an hour, our preliminary run got us 15000 HP!! (With the help of Cinderhulk, that is) Tune in next Thursday, that's when we're beginning the operation anew!

kasfas1 votes

3 questions:

  1. Why Thursday and not some day such as Friday or Saturday
  2. When on Thursday? Sadly, I can't help before 3:30 on Thursday( where I live that is, -5 hours), Got school and travel time. After which I have upwards of 5 hours to help out.
  3. Does it matter who I play?

If I can't help in-game, I'd still like to do something. I wanna see sion oneshot dragon. :p

Crett1 votes

  1. As a college student, it's tough for me to find good times to get something like this going. Thursday's really the best day for me.

  2. We're running on Pacific time. What's your timezone? I can reschedule a couple hours backwards pr forwards for you!

  3. No! YES actually you're going to have to face minion waves without the help of your own minions. for an easier time, prioritize sustain, waveclear, and map mobility

kasfas1 votes

eastern standard time so for you 3:00 is about my 6:00, so as long as its after 12:30 and before 8:00 (for you) i can help.

Crett1 votes

how does 1:00 PM Pacific sound for you? (that'd be 4:00 PM for you?)

kasfas1 votes

Seems fine. I'll add you as soon as I next log on. Also, did you think about garden instead of mundo? His regen passive is better and isn't effected by minions.

kasfas1 votes

It seems I have to attend something earlier that day, 4:00 May still work, but it is possible that travel time will interfere. at most, postponing it to 5:00 would give me enough time. I will login as soon as I am able to start.

7ha7guy7771 votes

Malzahar But then how am i supposed to do 10,000 DPS with one non-ultimate ability?

Crett1 votes

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1163479/panda-rage-2-o.gif you don't. YOU DON'T

Shyvauni1 votes

If you were only refusing %hp true damage id say ok cool. But banning everything with any form of %hp damage makes me say you are making it to easy...

Crett1 votes

NO

Shyvauni1 votes

%Hp Magic damage countered by MR something youll like end up building a yiny bit of regardless %HP physical damage coutered by armor again something you will have as you are most likely building a Dead man's plate

% Hp true damage is the only one that counters the way you counter the damage type.

My point is you are just making your goal to easy to obtain therefore when you do obtain it nobody will care.

Bamboy3601 votes

We will be livestreaming this event starting today at 12:30PM PST. http://www.twitch.tv/bamboy360

TheProAndrew1 votes

try this in poro king mode:

1- need a poro king atleast far away from the base 2- get a Thresh put the lantern 3- X champ get the lantern 4 - Thresh use summoner 30 before the ally goes to Thresh 5- btw the ally is grabing the lantern an enemy Vi ult him 6- enjoy they trip Vi

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