I straight up don't want to fucking jungle anymore.

Scrimshäw·3/24/2015, 12:01:04 AM·2 votes·883 views

I love jungle. I love everything about it. I love the strategy, the champ pool, the feeling you get when you snowball every lane.

But I'm just about fucking done with it. Why? Because piece of shit laners just WILL NOT stop taking every single fucking camp they can. Oh hey Cait, you're happy you got a double kill + first blood at 3 minutes? Before I was even able to clear my second buff camp? It was worth the risk of losing my red just to get you fed buddy! Oh, you just took my blue while I was killing it... Oh and I guess I'll just take the little wolves... Yeah, no. I'm fucking going to start feeding immensely if this shit happens again.

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Dr FreakinSmarts3/24/2015, 12:13:20 AM2 votes

I'm fucking going to start feeding immensely if this shit happens again.

xD xD xD xD

NO ONE CARES LOL. You're being even more toxic by doing that. Keep your smite up. Especially for red and blue's since that's the one they'll usually try to steal. Use words like, "Stop taking my jungle", "Please stop taking my jungle". If all else fails, just push their lanes into the tower whenever you get the chance and leave as soon as the enemy jungler arrives.

ActuallyArrow3/24/2015, 12:30:46 AM1 votes

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phirestarter3/24/2015, 12:32:52 AM1 votes

Cait helped you leash, and lost early game cs waves because of you, and then you didn't even help push back the lane. So the least you can do is let her have a buff on the house. Selfish!