Killuminati vs. rito gaming

Rito say: I nerf this champ because it causes too much fun. Let me gut this op champ while I also do one thing the players asked us to do just to say we tried. I say counterplay good. Meanwhile I keep poppy as existing and leave many many "unintended" glitches so that counterplay looks fixed but is no fix at all. Hi veigar. U R balanced and fun to play? Let me eviscerate your entrails. Oh no. People upset? Look, I give buff! (We say we give buff to make them unmad but really we nerf some more). There u go. All better.

Whaat? No no no, release Yasuo very balanced. Pls we are rito gaming, how can be wrong? Also make sure to report people because they are unskilled. We know it won't ever actually pass as a report, we just want to promote the idea that this game is not for fun. No no no. Much serious. League is life. If u r feeder, stop playing. Oh hi revive, are you a harmless summoner spell that makes interesting gameplay for certain champs? Bye bye. We know there is no reason to do this but we like to slowly kill the happiness of our playerbase. Hue hue hue. Thank you for playing. Make sure to spend at least 10,000 hours of gameplay getting every champ and runepage! No? Okay u just spend $1,000 dollars. It is worth.

Oh hi dota. I will take your interesting mechanics and steal them for my game. I literally just play the all random mode on dota 2 for ideas on champions in league. But no no if you accuse me of what I do u r in big trouble mister.

Did i mention game is no skill based at all really ever? No no, not because writer is flaming and thinks he is good at game, no, because crits are nearly completely random! Isn't fun? Is. If u have 1% crit chance you can get 10 crits in teamfight. Counterplay, yes? No. But we say it is so it is, okay? Rito is never wrong. Thank you.

NO VOICE CHAT

With hate, Riot/illuminati/the empire/lizardsquad 2.0/corporate america/ISIS/obama