"some irrational quote that nobody has ever said ever"

brad·Mar 21, 2015·92 votes·2,928 views

a statement saying that this quote is wrong

let the upvotes pour in

34 Comments

Remlap1223Mar 21, 201538 votes

#Random title about an opinion that most people in the boards will agree with.

Pulls out penis.

Start jerking it.

Others join form a circle and start stroking their penises.

Boards in a nutshell.

bradMar 22, 201511 votes

{quoted}

#Random title about an opinion that most people in the boards will agree with.

Pulls out penis.

Start jerking it.

Others join form a circle and start stroking their penises.

Boards in a nutshell.

+500

Revlak JavikMar 22, 201516 votes

person shows up to say that you really shouldn't do that holding sandpaper. gets shouted at by everyone there.

Remlap1223Mar 22, 201516 votes

ERROR! ERROR! DIFFERING OPINION DETECTED! CIRCLEJERKING THRESHOLD NOT MET! RECOMMEND BEATING USER SENSELESS WITH PENISES UNTIL HE COMPLIES.

KapppaccinoMar 22, 20154 votes

{quoted}

#Random title about an opinion that most people in the boards will agree with.

Pulls out penis.

Start jerking it.

Others join form a circle and start stroking their penises.

Boards in a nutshell.

XD gotta love the shit you find on boards

Revlak JavikMar 21, 201528 votes

long and drawnout counterargument that lasts for two paragraphs, using superfluous terminology, pseudo-intelligent concepts, and mathematically oriented evidence to justify the originally irrational quote cuss word

AnidanMar 22, 20151 votes

I love you.

Big Bang BobMar 21, 201518 votes

"A resentful explanation of why the quote is kind of correct and why you're incredibly stupid for not seeing this."

I'm sure to get many downvotes, but someone has to do it.

Civil DawnMar 21, 201515 votes

Boards in a nutshell.

idokiMar 21, 201510 votes

"Don't believe every thing you see on the interwebz" - Leonardo Elizabeth Lincoln the 3rd

TarynMar 22, 201510 votes

The irony of this thread is how everyone in the comments are now circle jerking about the circle jerks they see on the forums.

No one here is above anyone else, but feel free to continue to pretend like you are. It amuses me.

Chromatic EagleMar 22, 201519 votes

^ Edgy comment about how the poster is superior to everyone and is a non-conformist. Probably has a fedora.

AnidanMar 22, 20151 votes

Once upon a time, fedoras were kinda cool. They were hard to pull off, because you had to look really good in it.

Now everyone I know has one. I don't simply because I can't pull that kind of hat off. Or any. I don't look good in hats is what I'm getting at here.

BorblandMar 22, 20154 votes

[fedooring intensifies]

20748556DEL1Mar 22, 20151 votes

Self aware thread stopped seeming so self aware...

ALthaGreatMar 23, 20151 votes

[cuss words]

AriafluxMar 22, 20156 votes

Welcome to the world of satire.

The difference between this circlejerk and all the other circlejerks is that OP is actually spot-on.

Remlap1223Mar 22, 20154 votes

It's called satire. The difference between this thread and "LEE SIN IS THE MOST OP SHIT EVER CONCIEVED IN A VIDEO GAME LIEK IF YOU AGGREEE!11!" is that we're at least self aware.

Zenthon PrimeMar 21, 20158 votes

This is more true than it should be.

Killer of PorosMar 22, 20155 votes

The circlejerk of circlejerks of circlejerks.

Remlap1223Mar 22, 20157 votes

#circlejerkception

ezgpIcRZCNMar 21, 20154 votes

this quote is wrong

AheadatimeMar 22, 20154 votes

explains how nobody has ever said that exact quote. changes one word in the quote, then vigorously defends the the new modified statement. explains how your explanation of the quote being false is riddled with logical fallacies. makes snidy remark on the way out.

WheatloafMar 21, 20153 votes

People have been misquoting and taking things out of context since long before the internet.

Spacesuit SpiffMar 21, 20152 votes

Yeah but if it's irrational, you can be damn sure someone on this board has unironically said it

pikkkkoloMar 21, 20152 votes

fgt

RavenKouhaiMar 22, 20152 votes

irrelevant comment about op's rank

Downvote me bronzie plebs!

Silents429Mar 22, 20152 votes

"LCSBIGPLAYS"

Bleh.

AbrahamBaconhamMar 21, 20151 votes

More strawmen please.

PikmintsMar 22, 20151 votes

What would this be properly categorized as? Satire, sarcasm?

AnidanMar 22, 20151 votes

I believe that it's technically satire.

Edit: Actually, upon thought, it's probably neither of those and is parody. It's imitating the barest skeleton of what he's talking about, but not really inciting anything. It cannot be satire. He is doing it merely to entertain.