Had some fun in Team Builder, here's my story

BeatzBoyFTW·1/17/2015, 3:02:07 PM·1 votes·331 views

So I felt like going Teemo top, cause due to high demands of Rek'Sai top ( I dunno why ), best I make a team to settle it easy. So I had a great team:

Heimerdinger mid (He stayed with me throughout the whole queue time, you'll see why I mention this) MissFortune adc Thresh support RekSai jungle

And I had a team prepped for a item 3072 match (geddit? xD), and all of us hit the ready button, while awaits me to hit the "Play Game" button. But turns out, MissFortune was the only one who hadn't pushed the Ready button. We texted her to hit it and stuff, but after 20 seconds of calling, Thresh left the queue.

And after 5 seconds:

MissFortune : Lol ok Teemo : Why didnt u hit the ready button MissFortune : Uhh why didnt you? Teemo : cz im the captain? MissFortune : lol w/e Teemo : ...

So in the end, I kicked MissFortune out of the queue to not tolerate her stupidity of hers. In the end, I manage to grab back a Varus Fiddlesticks bot lane, and there starts the match. It also turns out, my team is facing against that exact same MissFortune , only this time I'm up against her own team now. Just saying, her team was:

Warwick top (his freaking sustain. this is not a fun match T.T) Yasuo mid MissFortune adc (duh) Alistar support Amumu jungle

And so, match was going swell, til when top is being constant & passive throughout the time, and Heimerdinger was wrecking Yasuo mid, turns out my whole bot lane did nothing but constantly feeds MissFortune , which apparently got he 5/2, and got our bot turret dead. After another couple of minutes passes by, she went off to mid and wrecks Heimerdinger off mid lane. She was going crazy, and then, she mentions this:

MissFortune : Now, tell me again why Teemo & Heim kicked me out of the queue for?

Again, like I said, Heimerdinger stayed with me throughout the queue time, since he was the first guy who joined the team. And btw, we didn't reply back. It will just shows our fears in words.

But then, some miracle helped turn the tides around. Tbh, I didn't know this, but Varus ult seems to synergises well with my shrooms, catching multiple enemies in one group, and lil ol' me squeezing through the tight spaces and place one shroom mixed with some magic penetration, and watch the whole group decimated to 50% HP from 90-100% HP. And so we kept doing the same stunts over & over, and we successfully manage to grab a couple of drags & barons, and killing off isolated enemies from jungle (mostly Amumu ), and it seems that MissFortune falls off really quick since her ult doesn't seem to do much damage, even to me. Feeling the confidence, I texted all-chat:

Teemo : mf Teemo : Again, why didnt I & Heim didnt want you in our team? MissFortune : ...i dun know Teemo : Sigh, if only u hit the ready button....

And so in the end, we manage to grab a Victory. Being a tiny badass I am,and technically duh I'm a Teemo , I chatted at after-game chatbox with:

Teemo : sigh mf Teemo : if only you hit the ready button instead of being a jerk Teemo : u wouldnt be where you at now Teemo : sigh, sucks to be you.....

As a result, MissFortune just didn't say anything at all, and she was the second last to exit out of the after-game matchbox, which pretty much I think she got dumbfounded in her seat somewhere in her own room reading my words before disconnecting. I felt wins in my heart. I knew it was the right thing to do, kicking MissFortune out of the team.

Now I apologise if this seems like nothing but "bully", even though she started first. But let's be clear, no matter if my team wins or not, I.....

#Accept any defeat, but not stupidity

2 Comments

Sirsir1/17/2015, 3:14:05 PM1 votes

Honestly I think the Ali just wrecked the incredibly immobile bot lane and MF got fed from that.